Lone_Star

Slacker.

[..❦..convos with myself @charmfoz]

I have no idea if you really love me, but after 3 bottles of wine. I really don't care.

[..❦..convos with myself @charmfoz]

I'm pretty sure I just entered a new generational gap phase of my life. It's called, "I'm too f'ing old for this shit."

[..❦..convos with myself @charmfoz]

Sometimes I have no words. Sometimes I have too many.

[ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ 🌊 @tsunami__7]

Well today sucks as much as yesterday. Glad my life is trying to be consistent.

[ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ 🌊 @tsunami__7]

It's like these people on the interstate don't appreciate how well I can sing along to the radio.

[ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ 🌊 @tsunami__7]

No brain, by all means continue. Even though it's after 3am, I'm sure I didn't really want to sleep anyway.

[ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ 🌊 @tsunami__7]

The person in the bathroom stall next to me needs to seek immediate medical attention because that can't be normal.

[ⓢⓣⓔⓥⓔⓝ 🌊 @tsunami__7]

We haven't had a good serial killer in a while.

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

People pushed you away then they act all surprised when you vanished from their world.

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Fuck it, I'm crossing to the dark side cause I'm a badass *sucks on rainbow colored lollipop, walk like a thug.

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

Versatile tweets are understood only by those w/ versatile minds.

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

I got lost in your eyes and panicked, so I gouged them out. Sorry.

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

My idea of going to confession is deleting my browser history ever Sunday.

[Trudacious @Trudacious]

I would so buy a drink for Death …

he's seen some shit.

[Trudacious @Trudacious]

I like the way "homicidal maniac" rolls on the tongue

In a cutesy cartoony way.

[Trudacious @Trudacious]

He burned the bacon then hung himself. What's not to understand?

[Adi @neakel]

Each step is a hole.