Saying gay and retarded:
- funny
- breaks tension
- gives +1000 authenticity XP
Correcting someone for saying gay and retarded:
- awkward
- comes off as something to prove
- probably isn’t gay or retarded
girlfriend:
- long response time
- needy
- could leave you for somebody else
- usually short
360 hz monitor:
- 1ms response time
- will never leave
- will never cheat
- height adjustable
- always reliable