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True PARODY ACCOUNT! #MAGA #Trump2024

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https://t.co/FouC7J7Ps2 @FoxNews @CNN @NRA Learn the difference this was no accident.

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@n3ssm3ss @mattvanswol The hoodlums that are beating the fuck outta people for no fucking reason are the fucking problem you stupid motherfucker.

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@PlayOverwatch What a fucking joke your game is.

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@SportsCenter @PeteThamel Maple!!!! Stop bending to the fucking adverts you money grubbing fucks.

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@audreypants24 @JohnCoffeeHays @Chiieeef @Rangers

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@RevRayCistman Of course its Spirit!

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@JulesDiner @CollinRugg Who's the nigga now?

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@MbarkCherguia The brake checking Liberal.

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@DerrickEvans4WV Ill take gun for $200!

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@Matt_Pinner The logic? "If you cant afford to tip" Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do? Then what to leave, PS math is hard.

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@TrumpsHurricane De Nile is a river in Egypt

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@AmericanEthical They are both dead old fucks.

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@elonmusk I was charged a diag fee today on an issue your service team had four prior opportunities to fix while the vehicle was under warranty. Now that the car is a year older, I’m expected to pay. I’ll be sharing this experience widely and loudly. @Tesla

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@SpaceX AI is getting good!

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@megbasham HD can trespass them and should.

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@LibOrNormal When can we start hunting these animals like we do hogs?

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@Breaking911

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@playrust Shits broke.

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@pr0ud_americans I hope his dad leaves his ass in there.

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@Rightanglenews Pro tip of the day, dont be a danger to others or yourself. He was doing both. The cops stopped him, and he received the FAFO badge of the day.

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@DerrickEvans4WV @Delta @USTreasury Got yourself a mighty fine lawsuit there.