Michael Aushenker

Cartoonist. Writer. Journalist. Fashion icon.
Author of PELICAN BASTARDS webcomic @

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As of Aug. 31, #PELICANBASTARDS #webcomics runs Mondays @ #Solrad

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@NachumZvi -Mick Jones of the Clash
-Keith Morris, Lucky Lehrer and Greg Hetson of Circle Jerks
-Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley of KISS
- All three Beastie Boys
-Hillel Slovak of Red Hot Chili Peppers
-Rami Jaffee of the Wallflowers and Foo Fighters
-Adam Seigal of Excel & Infectious Grooves

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@NachumZvi Slash ain't Jewish but original GNR drummer Steve Adler is. So is Joe Strummer's partner-in-genius Mick Jones of the Clash.

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@Kick_Champ Sneak attack, literally....

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@JayTC53 Replace Shroyer with Sneako!

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@jacksonhinkle .Avoided it for Biden, he meant....

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@RealCandaceO @SethDillon @MattWalshBlog Love the archatexture of your argument, Candace 🤣

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@RogerJStoneJr Tucker "America First" Carlson, by his own admission last Dec., admitted he has a home in Qatar.

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@RealCandaceO @LauraLoomer @marklevinshow @megynkelly Anyone who has seen Candace's pod knows that the concept of objectivity is always just slipping out of her reach.

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@RealCandaceO @LauraLoomer @marklevinshow @megynkelly WTF do you know about "objectivity," Ms. Egyptian planes, astral projection, time travel, super powers, CIA training with ancient Sumerian tech, etc. etc. etc. GTFOOH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@RealCandaceO You mean Tucker "America First" Carlson who admitted he owns a house in Qatar? (Wonder who paid for it?)

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@jonkarl Tucker "America First" Carlson has a home in Qatar.

Remember a few months ago when he admitted that in an interview? Why doesn't anybody look into that....?

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@Ddpp1917 @aaronjmate @jaketapper Not at all.

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@robertliefeld Today is a big day in Rob Liefeld history between the memoir & Avengelyne movie announcements! It's like, breaking Rob Liefeld news all day long!😄 Congratulations! Make today an official holiday already!

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@haya_hiii @HYBEOFFICIALtwt @TrafalgarRel Go @HYBEOFFICIALtwt , don't back down to cyberbullying!

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@UndiagnosedIsh_ @HYBEOFFICIALtwt @TrafalgarRel Hilarious ultimatum. Six days, huh? The Six Day War!

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@Ddpp1917 @aaronjmate @jaketapper Great April Fool's gag!😝 Absolutely no evidence that it's a common tactic.

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@TcTracar12 @aaronjmate @jaketapper Great April Fool's gag!

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@EnterDaDome Somehow saw them live in Santa Barbara fairly recently in 2016 when all 4 original members reunited for a tour. They were amazing, played all their hits, still had their chops. Boy George can sing & move a crowd.

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@EnterDaDome If Redman had only done "Blackout," he'd still be one of the 🐐s. But he's given us so much more. His untoppable flow & humor! Chemistry w/Mef is off the charts, we need Blackout 3 now! Saw him live @LA's House of Blues: outstanding. Somehow still underrated but not in my world!

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@EnterDaDome @MrChuckD Those fantastic 1980s shows aside, saw PE again in the mid-2000s @ LA's House of Blues. DJ Lord & a little Vegas-y w/the backing band, setlist not as tight w/ some newer material but overall fun. First 4 PE albums = unbeatable classics & yes, Chuck has stage presence. Love PE!