Dave

proud owner of a dadbod/public nuisance

[Dave @CarulloDave]

@RohitaKadambi Stolen valor

[Dave @CarulloDave]

MDW, the vibes are absolutely immaculate at the Judy Blume Service Area

[Dave @CarulloDave]

Is there a greater television program to watch with your family on vacation than Cash Cab? I mean, who's saying no to Cash Cab?!

[Dave @CarulloDave]

Chris Moltisanti walking into a three day weekend like

[Dave @CarulloDave]

I gotta say, TJ Maxx, that place is alright!!

[Dave @CarulloDave]

The Jets running ads for season tickets during a playoff game featuring two of their division rivals is just

[Dave @CarulloDave]

But why does the King of Queens theme song go so ridiculously hard

[Dave @CarulloDave]

Underrated aspect of HGTV's House Hunters: analyzing the buyers based on the snack they prepare/eat in the introduction scene

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

FUCK YOU SKIP BAYLESS

[Dave @CarulloDave]

@PlayoffTanaka_ Arod's 3000th hit

[Dave @CarulloDave]

This may be my last tweet before Twitter dissolves but I would like to go on record and say Spider-Man 3 is GOOD!

[Dave @CarulloDave]

This might be 11 years late but Spider-Man 3 is not that bad

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

remember,

[NY State Parks @NYstateparks]

❤️🤍💙

[Dave @CarulloDave]

I had a great time bringing this unique story to the page, and I'm very grateful that @jeremy_hartigan gave me the opportunity to do so! Enjoy it!

[Cornell Big Red @CornellSports]

Louise Vacca Dawe '75 competed in figure skating at the World University Games while an undergraduate at @Cornell. @CarulloDave tells the story of a Big Red pioneer. #YellCornell #BigRedW50th https://t.co/Q5pudTA1oC

[Jeremy Hartigan @jeremy_hartigan]

Great story by @CarulloDave! So excited to complete our yearlong celebration of #BigRedW50th

[Cornell Big Red @CornellSports]

Louise Vacca Dawe '75 competed in figure skating at the World University Games while an undergraduate at @Cornell. @CarulloDave tells the story of a Big Red pioneer. #YellCornell #BigRedW50th https://t.co/Q5pudTA1oC

[Dave @CarulloDave]

Cut Aaron Hicks... sign Michael Conforto... am I out of line here?

[Eduardo A. Encina @EddieInTheYard]

Buck Showalter's managerial career began here in #Oneonta, NY in 1985 skippering the #Yankees' NYPL team. #Orioles

[Dave @CarulloDave]

I'm straight up putting out the vibe at the Dunkin Donuts mobile pick up counter

[KJ @kjencarelli]

Tzatzikiel Elliot