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I’m a writer, and I want to get others to see the light. (#OUATRP/Canon/AU/S1-6/21+) #FrozenWriter PARODY

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

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[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

Hides in his big leather jacket like a turtle.

He is invincible.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

STRANGER DANGER!

*kicks her in the shin and runs away*

[anna @HeartThawed]

When we banging?

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

You all do realize he’s human, right?

Not made of wood.

Anymore…

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

Leather isn’t particularly flammable…in fact it’s often used as a flame retardant.

So, he’s fine.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

“STRANGER DANGER!”

And he’s kicking the toad in the shin and running away.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

“How about 𝙉𝙤.”

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

The cold never bothered him.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

Looks like Anna is about to be a…Frozen…carrot.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

Looks like you’ve…finished…asking questions.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

The answer is yes, it…wood work~

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

*he’s taken, but it’s been fun confounding the Queen~*

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

Still sounds like you have the…hots, for me.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

She says one thing but then posts that.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

Oh, I’m sure you’d like to stuff some things.

[𝑅𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑙 𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑠𝑠 @HerRoyalBastard]

Super important…

It’s about stuff… and things.

You know how it is.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

Uh-huh.

Real important, I bet.

[𝑅𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑙 𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑠𝑠 @HerRoyalBastard]

. . .

I just remembered I have a 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 important meeting I have to attend.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

My nose would grow if it was a lie.

Which, as you can see, it’s not~

[𝑅𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑙 𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑠𝑠 @HerRoyalBastard]

. . .

That’s clearly photoshopped.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

Why get my ears checked when my eyes work just fine?~

[𝑅𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑙 𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑠𝑠 @HerRoyalBastard]

Perhaps you should get your ears checked then, dear.

[August Booth @CarverPuppet]

That’s not what it sounded like.

[𝑅𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑙 𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑠𝑠 @HerRoyalBastard]

Thirsty? Me? For you? Never.