Casebeer the Bard

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

If the toilet were invented in this century, it would be wifi-dependent.

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

I'm going to Google this, then give up

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

Why do I keep getting these weird websites about guitars and European societies?

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

I'm going to Google this, then give up.

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

Paranoia has to be introduced in increments

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

What's wrong with that? I mean it just sounds like a quicker way to death.

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

Half-n-half is just a fancy way of saying one whole.

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

Getting a pull request through without any issues is like a turtle hatching on the beach and making its way to the ocean.

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

I feel like I'm a LOT smarter than I was.. 2 minutes ago

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

Did you get your road shower today? I was handing them out earlier

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

Parallax is like the rich man’s marquee

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

You guys are such Debbie Downers. You should be more like Positive Patrice.

I didn't make that up, so don't quote me on it.

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

Co-Worker says I just "Beautiful Mind-ed" them. I feel like I should be mad.

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

It's too bad no one's last name is "Squat", because then his middle name could be "Diddly," That would be THE BEST THING EVER.

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Apparently, I don't know how to burrito.

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co-worker: Don't threaten him with a good time...

DON'T THREATEN ME AT ALL

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

You know... for code smell.

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I extracted the hacky method into a util file called hackUtils.js

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BOOM sonny I'm making coffee!

[Casebeer the Bard @CasebeerTheBard]

Okay, explain "scope creep" to me because I think I almost understand...

<2 mins later> Thanks, I guess I'll just google that, then...