Kelli Pike

I write a lot.

Except when I'm wrong, of course.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@elonmusk Trying your hand at comedy now?

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@sushitattoo11 Okay, im heartbroken you're in NYC; I'm in the Southwest. But I'm dying to get to know you!

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@TheXYGhost @mishkaivana You're so bitter and vengeful. It's SO obvious to everyone you're just a hateful incel; rejected so many times you poisoned the well of your own personality. A regressive, angry little boy screaming on the internet.

All most men do is destroy. Women counter this with creation.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@TheXYGhost @sovereignbrah Feminism has convinced women we deserve to be treated as equals, and men have no right to rule over our lives.

That's what you really lament: the fact men can't control the women in their lives.

Men who have no identity because they can't control others are weak and insecure.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@TheXYGhost @pearlythingz Get therapy. Not only are you hilariously wrong about women, you're equally wrong about men. Most men have no idea how to love because they were taught to bury their feelings rather than express them.

And MEN destroy.
Men commit war, rape, murder.
Women create life.

Grow up.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@_emergent_ @ginacarano @Lucasfilm @Disney Yeah, Musk's personal vendetta against Iger and Disney is very likely a big part of why he chose to take such a high-profile case on. I doubt he personally cares about this issue; Musk merely wants to black Disney's eye over anything he possibly can.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@mynerdyhome @ginacarano @Lucasfilm @Disney Truths like this? And lies like "I never compared Republicans to Jewish Holocaust cictims"?

It's wild but completely unsurprising what a fetid little enclave of conservative vitriol Twitter has become. That's why so many are abandoning it en masse.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@Pismo_B @ginacarano @Lucasfilm @Disney This is pretty hilarious, honestly.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@ginacarano @Lucasfilm @Disney While I agree that you should have the right to express yourself and your views, I DON'T believe you should be immune to the consequences of expressing views that foster divisive hatred during turbulent times, *especially if you take roles that make you a role model to children*.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@ginacarano @Lucasfilm @Disney "where did I compare Republicans to the Jewish people in the holocaust? I didn’t."

See, the issue is, YOU DID. It's called a 'dirty delete'. You can't do that and pretend they never existed; what happened is you paid the price for being a bigot, and now you wanna cry victim.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@ginacarano @Lucasfilm @Disney You weren't 'merely making Droid noises'; you put them in your bio in place of pronouns to mock people who wish only to establish their true identities.

It's been established that Trump LEGALLY LOST THE ELECTION, yet you divisively promulgate his conspiracy bullshit.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

Fun Drinking/Eating Game: Send me $1 for every sip of water or every bite of a meal (since I'm notorious about never ever eating) you think I should take today.

$Saaiakani

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@LayahHeilpern I wonder what the hell you be eating to assume you have any right to comment on ANYTHING about a woman who's infinitely more talented and beautiful than you. Suck back your poison and choke to death on it; none of y'all deserve better. 🖕✌️

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@LegoRacers2 Phoenix metro area?

I see these everywhere.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

If you can help out a disabled mother of three who has stopped eating meals at home so her family has food they need to grow/work full time jobs, that would be the greatest mother's day gift ever.

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

Hi, it's Kelli, married crippled mom of 3. If anyone knows/cares about me, or just wants to do a good deed could send a few $ to $Saaiakani before/on Sunday, I could really celebrate Mother's Day day for the 1st time in 10+ years. If not, have a great day anyway and hug your mom!

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

@CelesteLover32 The motherfucker-in-chief of Twitter.

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Snapchat Ai gaslighting users

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

The only check I want from @elonmusk is a seven digit money order style. 10000.00.

I'd shill the hell out of T(w)itter or Tesla or SpaceX (or whatever) for that.

Or hey, it could be a feel-good clickbait blurb all over the web!

How 'bout it, Elon?

[Kelli Pike @CaseyGPike]

I am severely crippled; I can barely walk. I have an infant.

I take the cart back inside every time.

Cart return is 'The Asshole Litmus Test'. If you don't return it, you're a selfish asshole (even when I had to use a motorized cart, I switched back to my walker.) NO EXCUSES.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

“I just love being a piece of shit, I can’t help it.”

-people that leave their shopping carts in parking spaces, probably