Schmaardvark

Respiratory therapist, WoW casual player, INTJ-INFJ, BLM, Pro choice, LGBT+ friendly, tax the rich

[Schmaardvark @CaseyWorthy]

@femiiiszn We'll need some "world leaders" who at least somewhat embody those traits. Like how much of the world became kinder when Obama was president.

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@tabi_fit Team thighs with a side of "Please fully unzip the hoodie, I'm begging you."

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial killers.

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@ss_kale_ DAMN!! Honey, I'd give up my favorite thing in life to be your man. Just sayin.

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@allenanalysis OH LOOK, CORY BOOKER IS ACTING LIKE HE CARES SO MUCH THAT HE'S OUTRAGED. THERE MUST BE TV CAMERAS POINTED AT THE ISRAELI-MONEY-ACCEPTING-MOTHERFUCKER.

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@ABC YOU SHOULD MENTION IN YOUR BULLSHIT HEADLINE THAT HE HAS ZERO EXPERIENCE DOING ANYTHING LIKE THIS, AND IS MOST LIKELY CARTOONISHLY UNFIT FOR THIS POSITION. BUT YOU'VE ALREADY GARGLED TRUMP'S BALLS MANY TIMES SO WHY STAND UP TO HIM NOW?

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@ZariaWWE_ I grew up in the 80s/90s in rural, tiny town, farm country so I've heard of "hurts donuts". But since both you now and @indi_hartwell 's finisher...is this saying more popular in Australia?

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@JessicaNigri Clean out MY mind? Remind me what you do for a living again...

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@ComfyGrimRose Prove? No. Suggests or implies, sure. You'd have to lift up your shirt & show us to prove it, I'm afraid.

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@EliteClubS0B Wow, if only there were like 12 different other women in the WWE who could be written as rivals to Liv.....I guess as long as WWE insists on having shit writers, we'll never know.

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@WarcraftDevs Tried to transmog my toon just now and the new sheath options are gone. WTF?!!!

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@YaOnlyLivvOnce You going to defend that fucking thing sometime? Or should we all just move on & forget about you?

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@Suntimes New Stadium? Either they're not paying attention to the current economy, or their fucking stupid with greed.

Probably both.

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@WWE @YaOnlyLivvOnce Needs to drop that fucking title if she's never going to defend it.

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@WWE I fucking KNEW that BroKKK Lesnar wasn't going to let a person of color get put over on him a second time. Also, BroKKK Lesnar is a rapist.

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@JessicaNigri Yeah, literally no one wants to see my fat, flabby, pasty ass on the internet. Least of all naked. I don't even want to see it in the mirror. So let's all just accept this isn't an option for everyone.

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@xXAutumnIvyXx Share, IN DETAIL, exactly how you lost that weight with those of us who can't seem to despite diet & exercise. PLEASE!! Too many who've accomplished what yo have gate-keep that shit. Are you one of them?

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@TheCinesthetic Yeah, happy birthday to a man who's only ever played: grizzled cowboy, grizzled cop, grizzled soldier, or just a grizzled old man. What range! What talent!

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@tvisgreat She's been in like 5 matches on her own. She spent like 6 weeks in @WWENXT . Seriously, what in the actual FUCK is she doing on the main roster. Should be on Evolve until she learns a LOT more. I'm guessing she's delivering top-notch throat behind the boss' locked door.