Scott Crumpler

Long time pats fan, Bob Kelley & Eddie Lacy hater. Weather Guy. under chaser #AntiLivGolf #MBTA #GreenWave

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Suicide by mall cop

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Boston children must pray to St. Abreau after every free wings and skins sampler

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@CBSBrenton Real leaders like Yoshida would never. But you know who would… Mason Lohrei

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I’m not really sure why Roman Anthony isn’t held to the same standard as other Boston athletes. This guy was at Loco on a Monday night then proceeded to go 0-3.Cup of coffee in the big leagues and we’re supposed to say whatever because of projections for his career? Horrible look

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Joey ts eats hotdogs for the shape not the flavor

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Mentally at the landing listening to Meute pretending it’s a historical European piazza

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If you find yourself at the Yotel just know you ain’t the one

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@EndersFPS It’s official unc says the games gone

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Lowballing putters on fb marketplace I don’t even want #Crump

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Sox*2 today

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I’ll be in the park drinking if needed

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@OnlyInBOS The foot fanatic is still on the loose! He had a recent assault in the North End.

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Little late to turn the Sox on how’s it going

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@maxisnicee Looking like Joey T at DSS

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Real shitters know Home Depot has the best water pressure

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We got to start stroking guys

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@BostonCollege @BCswimming @RedSox @fenwaypark @MLB Chill Dara we see the belt

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Just kidding boys. Suicide back on.