Ashley 😻

Not sure if I’m funny or just mean 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

The only thing I'm wearing my entire staycation is my comforter.

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

You up?

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

EATERSSSS 🚨 Listen up damnit. If no one else is gonna tell you, allow me to be the one. You cannot eat 🐱 after 🍑. Stop. It. 🙅🏻‍♀️

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Tweet and delete by King Slime

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Chamoy pickles got me in the tightest chokehold

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Folding chairs... the new Twisted Tea.

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

I don't care about consequences, I want my lick back.

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Don't play with me if you not ready to play with me 💅

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Ohhh to be a fly on the wall in that room last night 🤭🤭🤭 The embarrassment and humiliation you dummies will leave with if you text my phone trying to come for me about your "man". #Iknowyouseethismamas

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Me walking into @texasroadhouse knowing I have to say no to the rolls

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

It's not just a #revengebody I'm out here working on. It's a revenge bank account, a revenge career, revenge everything...

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Lost 4 pounds and you would think my fat 🍑 lost 40 the way I've been walkin around. 💅

[chris @chrislaawrence]

@netflix y’all better not email us about no mf price increases for the rest of the year.

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

@netflix

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Ope.

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

@netflix Y'all bein real quiet now. Just tell me what the move is.

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Not this funky little Love is Blind Reunion triggering all my abandonment issues right now 😭. Come onnnn. #LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

Lyin to me knowin I'm a secret agent is just crazy

[Ashley 😻 @CashMoneyMonday]

If you wanna know how somebody feels about themself, watch what they say about others.