Cash Myron Toklas

Poet Laureate of the suburban Compass Coffee at the outer ring of the Inferno. Cold Mountain,Midwest Quarterly, Penn Review, Potomac Review, etc. No DMs.

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Novelist in NYT: “Poetry is a wonderful sedative...” #NovelsAreAGreatLaxative This is why we need equal time for #poets. https://t.co/oWOzTIQf4w

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@bdcutkomp @BurialMagazine Congrats!

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X wants evidence of my humanity. What evidence is there of X's?

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On this cold, snow-covered afternoon, what poems are on your mind? https://t.co/jQYhj59dxQ

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@MJDaughenbaugh No one can invest greater terror in a damp paper towel.

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Even this somehow leaves me shaken.

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@adalimon

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@holy_schnitt Good thing you didn’t ask the busboy.

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So much for peace & quiet. My wife is on the sofa giggling & making a ruckus. ⁦@ginnyhogan_⁩ must be back in ⁦@NewYorker⁩. Damn you, ⁦@ginnyhogan_⁩. No afternoon nap is safe while you’re in print. https://t.co/NxNt71z9n7

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@VChangPoet You might have just broken me with that line.

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@Aliteraryshadow It’s an ambivalent first-blush reaction to the packaging of Olga Tokarczuk’s newly released (in-translation) novel.

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LitTwit: How do we feel about novels that are paginated backwards?

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Proud to publish this op-ed with my colleagues ⁦@Heritage⁩: “Campuses have become hotbeds of hostility toward #Israel and American exceptionalism, and in the radical religion of campus, far-left professors are the priests and DEI officers its choir.” https://t.co/G9X8N1ojDa

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@PaulCrenstorm Truth.

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@maggiesmithpoet @WarbyParker How chic to purchase spectacles that match your politics. I imagine the other options might include red, green, brown, or (for those of us with mature vision) far-sighted.

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@adalimon I don’t know about this…

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@ilanaslightly Never. But that’s a lovely sentiment.

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I think I may have hypochondria, but maybe I’m imagining it.

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@DrunkScribe https://t.co/ea3Z1y0Mmb

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My New Years resolution: more procrastination. Just didn’t get around to it this year. What’s yours? Wrong answers only.