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Wicked Tall

[🐺 @sociallyunknwn]

Jahmyr Gibbs & David Montgomery are supposed to be Sonic & Knuckles but they’re more like ASS & CHEEKS.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I basically was told today if I don’t play for my companies softball team this fall it would not be good for my quarterly review. I fully understand I am a 5-tool guy out there , but this can’t be legal right?

[Jack Daniels @Manzielsburner]

“So is uber a full time gig for you?”

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Clocked into work at 8 am
Clocked out of work at 11:05 am
Walking to liquor store now
Tee time at 12:30 pm
Happy hour with at 5pm
Meeting the boys at the bar at 8pm
Bag in my pocket
Phillies on at 6:45 pm
Parlays are locked in
Vibes are immaculate
Let’s have a weekend

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Me tonight at twin peaks

[THE NOTORIOUS ZI(E)G @pizzapizzazzzzz]

THEY TESTED MY DNA AND IT WASNT DNA IT WAS USA GO @usahockey cc: @AM34

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If I send you this just know me and my boy are gonna be a problem tonight

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pulling up at the bar after passing out and getting left for dead at the pregame

[🎟️#GoataFC @PlutoCooked]

the price of the meal is higher than her ppg

[Obi Choppin @who_exactly_]

"Bundlerooski Bundlerooski"

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Mike Evans in his living room watching Marshon Lattimore square up

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

You driving to the game?

[Willie @WillieStrokerWI]

Patrick Mahomes when he turns around and sees the flag for roughing the passer

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

You know your shits cooked when they give up plays like this.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

This is how we imagine the original colonialists made contact with the indigenous people. 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Rutgers Lacrosse with an ode to one of the best NBA commercials of all time