the butcher

derivatives / macroeconomics.

[Matt Blackwell @mblackwell]

It’s been a minute since I laughed this hard. 😭

[Keshvibez @keshvibezTV]

Bringing Scarlett Johansson out onto the Weekend Update desk just to deliver an "apology" that only makes things a hundred times worse is peak SNL terrorism.

​Michael Che really had Colin Jost's actual wife sit there in front of millions of people while he explained that his unhinged roast jokes only happened because he’s "never even seen a human vagina" and spent a summer on a farm. Scarlett’s face the entire time is worth an Emmy on its own.

​Is Michael Che the most fearless menace in live television history, or is Jost just the most patient husband alive?

[dante 🪼 @FlaggSZN_]

bra 😭😭

[matt @Lemonwinner]

Crazy thing is this is longer then any pass Bo Nix threw all day today

[HowlingTrad @mythotrad]

Pussy from an indian girl counts as anal

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

Sir, Nine has added a second Nine.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Cam Skattebo when he realizes J.J. McCarthy and NINE are the same person (it’s Week 15)

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Knowing Bo Nix is trash but you can’t prove it because he keeps winning

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

The gf when she hears “mace winduuuu fell out of a window” from the other room for the 100th time.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Shōta Imanaga having the time of his life blasting himself in the face

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

THIS is the content I come to this app for lmaoo

I’M CRYING 😂😂

[Clint Goss @NFLDraftDome]

Again, Falcons Twitter and fanbase is like no other in the NFL

[KB 🎰 @p1cass00]

God I come for you today stressed , angry , to ask you for one thing

I want you to Kill Cooper Rush

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

uni student life

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[Macy 🛸 @mace_face18]

This is what I was talking about

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

This fantasy league has every member pick a prop and they hit in Week 1 🔥

(via wyattkeller_/IG)

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

This fanbase is generational bro they had me in tears all day

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

we’ve delivered 489,297,478 pizzas since spurs last scored a premier league goal