Not a Crypto Shill (Poor)

Photosynthesis dependant life form and recovering ice cream addict. Banker. All opinions are my own.

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

Happy birthday to everyone that has one in 2026!!! 🎂🥳🎁

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

Korean fans having a blast in Mexico: 🥳

Korean national team in Mexico:

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

The world to the Korean national team

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

Calling it now Yirenkyi will be snapped up by a top team after the World Cup.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

@_onlyscott DiMaria

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[Erin Price-Wright @espricewright]

If you're a naturally anxious person, I recommend pursuing a high stress career path where at least you'll be compensated for anxiety you're going to have anyways.

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

@notrafalacoort @theoldzealand I thought Kelvin Mbombo was Finnish 😂

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

@ecommerceshares @ryancohen GME can maybe give you 700mm for your lot best offer.

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

@GuyInFinance Fire them all immediately

[LayoffHedge @LayoffAI]

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[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz: Simultaneously open and closed until observed by the Citrini analyst & dependent on the flag you’re flying and the daily IGRC vs Donnie T coin flip

[𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 @Dianexis]

The Americanization of Japan is going well

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

@davetist I love the internet

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

BREAKING: Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan are offering hedge fund clients ways to short the $1.8 trillion private credit market, per BBG

[Alberto Pugilato @Albertopugilat]

Los teóricos de la conspiración teniendo razón otra vez.

[rain @redactedrain]

To everyone who called me unc

Have fun in Tehran

[Not a Crypto Shill (Poor) @mikededes]

@thebridefilm #stop

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

my rep at mr-beast-bank said i can have a 9% apy savings account but i do have to live in the bank vault for 100 days