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Roee from Fhenix says AI agents will manage your money whether you want it or not

"There are all these people that have a company with an AI marketing agent, an AI CTO, an AI CEO, and a lot of Mac minis on the table"

"If a CFO is heavily using an AI agent and the AI agent is speaking with his wife on WhatsApp and handles all his inquiries, and can do everything for him, then why not move the company funds on behalf of him"

"I really think that we cannot run from this change. AI is going to manage our money whether we want it or not"

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Logan Paul reveals WWE asked for the championship belt back 10 minutes after he tore his arm off

"Moments after I got injured, I was still in the venue. I don't even think I had a shirt on"

"They said, 'We're going to need that belt back.' What? It's been 10 minutes"

"I didn't even have the goal to fight for it. And by the way, I am still the champ. I just don't have the hardware to prove it"

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Nick O'Neill says people sell at the bottom and buy at the top because they let emotions run the show

"When prices go down, people tend to sell. The better thing to do is to buy. You're trying to time the bottom, but it's nearly impossible, which is why you should dollar cost average and buy on the way down"

"A mover came over to help me clear out the back. He said, 'Me and my girl, we want to get into crypto.' I said, 'Now's a pretty good time because the price is down substantially'"

"People just don't do that enough. This is basics. They know it's the right way but they don't do it because they get emotional. They sell at the bottom, they buy at the top"

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Logan Paul admits he's depressed for the first time in his life after tearing his tricep

"It is depressing, bro. I just don't know how else to say it. I'm not the depression guy. You guys know I'm pretty just gung-ho and happy about life. Every day is a little better, but I'm struggling. I'll be honest"

Mike: "So much of his life is based on that masculine physical standpoint of the ability to defend family, do this, wrestle and fight"

"He's basically the reverse form of a pirate. At any point now he could just be walking the plank"

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Sara Al Madani says people stay in toxic marriages because they'd rather have a war inside than war on the outside

"I was a people pleaser. I just wanted to be loved by everybody and chosen by everybody. But that's zero authenticity. I wanted to make sure everyone was okay. And then I realized everyone was okay except me"

"Some people don't mind having a war internally to maintain the peace on the outside. I used to go home, have a war internally every day, but on the outside I maintained the peace"

"Now it's the complete opposite. I'd rather burn everything around as long as I have inner peace"

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Easy reacts to being compared to the President of Belarus

"Who the f*ck is Lukashenko? Oh damn, that's crazy! Motherf*cker saying I look like Alexander Grigoryevich Lukashenko. Holy sh*t, that's crazy. I'll lose some weight, that's what I gotta do"

"That's hella disrespectful. I'll take it though, I'll take it"

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Zlatan Ibrahimović breaks down the exact thought process behind his most insane goal ever

"English fans don't like me because I never scored against them. They saw me as a primadonna with the ponytail. We had the opener for the brand new stadium - first game against England"

"The goalkeeper comes out. I run against him, in my head 'let's do a feint.' He puts it over me. While he's jumping up I turn back, because I know more or less where he wants to put the ball behind me"

"As a striker I know where the goal is. I don't need to see it. The only thing I needed was the angle versus the goal because I wanted to do a bicycle kick. From 10 players, 9 would not do that. Only the genius would do"

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Easy says Microsoft is dominating AI and quantum and it's a no-brainer buy

"Microsoft said their new Majorana 2 quantum chip is a thousand times more reliable than its previous generation and could bring scalable quantum computing by 2029. Before it was 2032, now it's 2029"

"Microsoft said that its new MAI-Thinking 1 model outperformed Anthropic's Claude Sonnet 4.6 in blind evals and matched Claude Opus 4.6 on a leading code benchmark"

"If they're doing AI and quantum, and the three biggest narratives are AI, robotics, and quantum computing, why would I not buy a Mag 7 stock that's showing dominance in two of the three? It just feels like a no-brainer"

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Easy reveals why Google diluting shares is actually a bullish signal

"A company does not buy back shares for seven years and then dilute if they don't think that they can beat EPS, which is estimated per-share revenue"

"Google's just playing a smart game here. If they can meet the CapEx demand, then inherently they're in a position where they can, one, meet CapEx demand, and two, increase their earnings per share regardless if they dilute"

"Google looks good. Chart looked good yesterday"

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Adam Carolla says America is splitting into "safe spaces and octagons"

"Where we're heading as a nation is safe spaces and octagons"

"There's a group of people interested in safety, the government, social programs, 10 months off paid vacation for childbirth. They're going to live in the safe spaces. Then there's the other group that likes mixed martial arts, doesn't want to drive an electric car, likes owning a gun, doesn't want to be taxed. Those are the octagon people"

"At some point the safe spaces are going to start falling apart and they're going to have to go to the octagons and go, 'We need your protection or we need your money.' And those people are never coming back"

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Sara Al Madani says narcissists aren't human and they're NPCs put on Earth to make life harder

"All narcissists have one thing in their eyes. It's undeniable. Their eyes give it away"

"I feel like they're not human. I feel like they're NPCs, like in Grand Theft Auto. They're real people but they're not real people. They're just bodies to make the game more interesting for you"

"They're dead inside. There's no soul. There's no empathy. Even their brain scans are different. They're just here as obstacles for us to grow and learn"

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Adam Carolla says fathers used to point at a Mercedes and tell their sons they could earn one, now they tell them to throw a rock at it

"In the old days in this country, a father and son might be walking and a big long Mercedes would drive by. The father would say, 'There goes Mr. Johnson, that's a beautiful car. Son, you work hard, you study, you eat your wheaties, and one day you're going to have that car'"

"Now the guy in the big Mercedes drives by the father and son and the father says to the son, 'Let's go find a rock so we can throw it at that car'"

"That's basically where we're at"

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Easy says he has no interest in buying the MicroStrategy stock

"The more I look at MicroStrategy, the less I want to buy it. They're selling shares, they do at-the-money offerings, they're selling Bitcoin now to pay dividends"

"There's just such little interest from me to be a buyer of MSTR. Why would I not just buy spot Bitcoin? I say this every week"

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Zlatan Ibrahimović and Tom Brady both admit they never enjoyed winning a single thing in their careers

Zlatan: "Did you ever enjoy your achievements when you were active?"

Tom: "No"

Zlatan: "Same thing. I never enjoyed whatever I won. I always wanted more. Even now as a person, if I look back, yes I did what I did, but still I'm not satisfied. I cannot really enjoy it because I want more. And I'm not even playing"

Tom: "We had a great saying. There was an equipment manager at Michigan, Big Johnny. People would ask him, 'Big Johnny, what's your favorite ring?' He would always say, the next one"

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Sara Al Madani says her BS eliminator is asking men what they want on date one

"From the get-go I sit down. I do not waste your time or mine. I'll sit with a guy and I'll be very honest. 'Listen, I'm 40 next year. I've been married twice. I'm a single mom. I want to settle down. I don't know how long I'm fertile for. What do you want?'"

"A lot of men run away because they think I'm saying I want that with you. No, I just met you. I want that in the future, whether it's with you or someone else"

"My BS eliminator is having that straightforward conversation from day one. If the man runs away, then he's a boy. He's not ready for a serious relationship"

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Easy says Polymarket robbed traders on the MicroStrategy market

"Regardless of a working relationship, you should still be able to call out bad actors. That's the reality. I understand that Polymarket compensates me for content and working with them. That's absolutely fair"

"I don't agree with how they resolved this market. This situation is a very bad look, especially because competition in the prediction market world is very real now"

"Polymarket has all the right to be upset with me. But I also have all the right in the world to be upset with you"

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Easy says equities are the only play right now

"Is crypto in a bear market? Absolutely. And Bitcoin just continues to sell off, which is not a good scenario to be in"

"You should just be in equities right now. Equities are clearly the play. It's where we just should have been playing the entire time"

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Zlatan Ibrahimović says Ronaldo was the player he looked up to the most

"I had Ronaldo the Brazilian. He was football. He was not playing, he was football"

"I used to sneak into the library at school because they had the computers there. I'd go on YouTube, write his name 'Ronaldo the Phenomenal,' see his actions, memorize them, and then in training I tried to do the same thing"

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Grant Cardone says there are 9,000 billionaires on Earth that Forbes doesn't know about

"That's why they're like, 'If you're not in Forbes, then you're not a billionaire.' There's 3,200 billionaires on the planet listed by Forbes. There's probably 9,000 billionaires on Earth that own privately held companies"

"My healthcare company is probably worth $2 to $3 billion today. I have a consulting company in Arizona - that business will do $140 million this year at 12x. That's about $1.8 billion"

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Sara Al Madani says don't look for a firecracker, look for a fireplace

"The movies taught us to interpret butterflies as 'this is the right one.' A friend of mine once told me a quote that made me sit at home for hours. She told me, 'Don't look for a firecracker. Look for a fireplace'"

"Firecracker is when you have all those butterflies in your stomach. And that's not a good thing. You should look for a fireplace. The boring guy, the calm guy - that's your guy"

"Chemistry is tricky because it might be misleading. Compatibility is more sexy for me. It's more long-lasting"

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Grant Cardone says money doesn't buy happiness but it sure buys a fresh look

"I would rather be rich and unhappy than poor and unhappy. That's the part nobody ever talks about"

"Money buys health. It buys better supplements, better doctors. It'll buy me rushing my mother off to a cancer treatment in Europe that's not available here. At those moments, you're not trying to buy happiness - you're trying to buy solutions"

"Jay-Z says this - I've never seen an ugly billionaire. It might not buy happiness, but it sure buys a fresh look"