Casper Michaels

A Brooklynite, Poly fellow, Sadist & Bullshitter

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

I can't believe the sheer incompetence of @CoinbaseSupport
No matter how many times I explain the situation, they only give the run around and ask me to explain again without ever offering solutions

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

@CoinbaseSupport is beyond useless! Been three weeks of trying to manually link my bank account, and they just refuse to assist

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

@veryVonka I'm so sorry, but also happy for you? 🤷‍♀️

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

@VenusCuffs Livid, because now assholes are on public transit without masks, and feel all high and mighty if anyone says something. Outdoors is one thing, but common sense isn't common 🤬

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

MTA Conductor: This train is going out of service because there is a passenger currently underneath the train

Me: Shouldn't a 'passenger' be someone IN the train?

[milo @2inMilo]

444-7777 44-33 3-33-2-3 999-33-88

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

@pls_be_advised 👀

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

@pls_be_advised A very good, simple girl 💖

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

I've said this more than once, and I'm not sorry.

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

As a driver, I hate sharing the road with cabbies, but I support this 💯

[NY Taxi Workers @NYTWA]

Brooklyn Bridge is SHUT DOWN! Taxi drivers demand debt forgiveness now!

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

Words out of context: passed someone on the street saying either "I don't like that side of me" or "I don't like that sodomy," I wonder which... 🤔

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

Someone finally gave me a reason to dive headlong into the dumpster fire that is twitter, and I'm feeling oddly... grateful 😅

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

Dreamt I was in a prison/psych ward, and Negan from TWD approached, put a gold ring into my hand, and said "Capitalism's a bitch, ain't it?"
#Random #whythough

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

These cops are out for blood, running over protesters, pointing guns at unarmed ppl, and murdering them in broad daylight.
Be careful out there, folks.
#GeorgeFloydProtests

[Jake Offenhartz @jangelooff]

A source shared this video, which he says he took at around 10 pm near near 12th and Broadway. It appears to show an NYPD officer pointing a gun at protesters outside the Strand

[Susan Sontag Memorial Waterslide @hankhildegard]

i will not be participating in instagram story slacktivism, but will be donating money to bailout funds!!! you should do the same!!!!!!!

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

@kaoticmilkhotel I create the best and I have to go back and forth to make a suggestion to me.

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

@hellboundtart I got your back *erm* chest! ;)

[Casper Michaels @CasperMichaels]

@hellboundtart @elshalarossa @sssshale1 @bbykittentoes @writingdirty @kaoticmilkhotel @MxSear 1. I still avoid stepping on cracks so I won't break my mother's back
2. I can have full on coherent conversations while asleep
3. I have a Leo stellium in my birthchart but still argue that I'm a Cancer

Lets get weird with #threefacts @VenusCuffs @nankingdecade