Cass Cress

Toronto 🇨🇦

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

Remember when sequals used to be better than the originals? Now we just dread sequals to new movies

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

@Advil @snappykeen How do you have the willpower to do this?

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

🎶 It's the most stressful time of the year 🎅 🎶

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

I shouldn't feel this surprised when Im actually appreciated by someone. Maybe I need to hangout with some different people

[Marzi @IntrovertDoodle]

Feeling like this is a timely repost. It applies to your kids. To you. And yes, even to your bae. Opting for a high five, a fist bump, or a wave does NOT make someone rude, inconsiderate, or selfish. The end, I’m out ✌️

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Shoutout to Kanye for perfectly remaking this clip from the real bros season 1 finale

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

Peta kills more animals than any other organization in the world. Like fuck off

[PETA @peta]

Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.

[karlese @kvrlese]

omg my sister just reminded me of when i walked into her work at 12 years old and yelled to her HEY TINA YOU FAT LARD COME EAT UR DINNER (we watched napoleon dynamite the night before) and her fucking coworker tina was literally 8 months pregnant

[Marzi @IntrovertDoodle]

I’m not trying to be negative, I’m trying to be careful. Anybody else catch themselves doing this?

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

For some reason when it rains in Toronto, everyone magically forgets how to drive 🤔

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Some people have an hour glass figure. I have a potatoe figure.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fistfight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive.

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

I literally think about the way some teachers talked to us back in grade school and realize that shit would never fly now a days.

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

I hate having a full-time job and still being broke on black Friday

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

Anyone else have guys trying to DM them on Instagram even though they can't form one sentence of English?

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

I swear some people ask so many dumb questions in their Facebook posts. This is not Google Karen, and I honestly don't care what you have everyday for lunch. #wednesdayrant

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

Slowly starting to fit back into the clothes that I wore before college 💪

[Cass Cress @CassCress]

@DebraDiGiovanni I usually have to buy a second bag half way through the movie.