Cassandra

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[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

Thanks @mercury for the SXSW swag! #giveaway

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The fact that John Travolta and @SamuelLJackson are doing separate @CapitalOne holiday commercials instead of one Pulp Fiction–style ad is a failure of imagination.

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@HEB you should incorporate crowd meters in your app. It would help me determine the best times to shop. 😊

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Paying more for @YouTubeTV this year and can’t even watch the Dallas Cowboys on @ABC or @espn because of a contract fight. I’m sure the execs counting our money are enjoying the game from their suites.

[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

@AskTarget Thanks for listening!

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@Target walked in and right back out today when I saw the lines to check out. Not sure why there are so many registered if everyone has to do self checkout. I hope it improves before the heavy holiday shopping.

[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

@AskTarget Southpark Meadows, Target, 9500 S IH 35, Austin, TX 78748-1753

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@ultabeauty completely missed Ulta Beauty World tickets when they went on sale. If anyone doesn’t want their swag bag, I’ll take it!

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Left after 15 minutes in line before I got sunburnt. Doesn’t make me feel great about @JBLaudio when it comes to events.

[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

Super disappointed with @JBLaudio at SXSW. Prize truck giveaway had people waiting in line for over an hour and when asked why they didn’t use a QR code for data collection, was told the line was to help build anticipation. I asked twice when they started the next day…1/2

[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

Got two different answers. I asked what the golden ticket was, no one knew. Then when I tried to go to the event today, they had a line directly in the sun, no shade (93 degrees outside), GA line was getting in just as much as the badge line.

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Do I get a free pair of shoes for spotting the cars, @hoka? 7.5 wide Gaviota! 😉 I’ve been wearing them the whole weekend to get through #SXSW

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@iBradPro @sxsw I would have assumed they had a separate batch for the non-platinum badges. Foolish of me to think that.

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@sxsw Did all the sxxpress passes to go platinum badges? I hit the button at 9am exactly and am getting this. Why even show it available?

[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

@sxsw what does this mean????

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Shoutout to the @ChipotleTweets social media team. As a fellow marketing & comms person, I see all the work y’all are doing tonight.

[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

@HEB @aaron_watson We love you, too!

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@ChipotleTweets Damn I swear everyone came back to Twitter tonight just to get these codes.

[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

Do I have like 15 water bottles? Yes. Do I need another one? Also yes. #YouGotCirkul

[Cassandra @CassandraTx]

Why does the stage look like a colonoscopy image? #GRAMMYs