Cassie Segerson

Nothing you have not given away will ever really be yours.
— C.S. Lewis (Mere Christianity)

[Cassie Segerson @CassieSegerson]

@hannahm_johns oh my heart!!

[Cassie Segerson @CassieSegerson]

Learn something new everyday: I stood behind Chris Anderson in Starbucks earlier this semester. #themoreyouknow #whoknew #CSforthewin

[Maddie Morris @MadeleineMo]

"Seek My Face with a teachable spirit. Come into My Presence with thanksgiving, desiring to be transformed."

[Cassie Segerson @CassieSegerson]

@hannahm_johns you've got a good daddy!! @bob_johns

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Poop time for us was reading time...I pooped because I liked to read!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Im gonna buy myself flowers all this next year.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

I stopped selling cookies when I was 15. No one wants to buy cookies from a porky 15 year old.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

The guy who plays Spock is so attractive without his little thingies... (points to eyebrows)

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Probably cause I was too busy rubbing Alexs wenis!!!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

They're not that raunchy... I would do that!!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

"I don't smell bad. I don't deserve to have flies all around me."

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

"Alex, let her put pants on!"

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

"Go put pants on, I'm hungry!"

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

While surveying Walmart Christmas decor:"All my life I've been searching for one of those Christmas headbands w/the mistletoe hanging down."

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

If you kiss him, you win the Triwizard Tournament.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

I don't think you're going to like your child when you first see it.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Muttering to herself alone in the kitchen: No one thinks your funny!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

All I wanna do is sit on the toilet and poop. THE PROPRIETY IS GONE!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Oh man, there is chocolate in my hair!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Get out of here before I fart in your face!