Nick Castle

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@DeborahAnnWoll That was a pretty bomb ass way to teach someone 💪

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@PunchingCat That cat has that dawg in him

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@cat_bees Sex no times a week and you got yourself a deal. Immaculate conception is how we reproduce around these parts

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@DiscussingFilm Is Kathleen Kennedy going to be an attraction here?

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@cat_bees You left one out. It was right there the “hole” time too.

“No babe, I like that your booty hole isn’t bleached. The bleached ones show how dirty they are. Most people don’t use bidets, so it’s a great hygienic way to hide stuff”

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@cat_bees “Thanks babe, you’re so thoughtful! Let’s go to your favorite coffee shop in the morning to celebrate how good that will look once it’s assembled. You got such a great eye for that stuff!”

*goes back to fixing the deck, cutting the lawn, and doing some car maintenance*

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@JakeOpotamusRex @comicsexplained Id argue he’s a Revenger technically

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@realfemsapien This election is about to be the first presidential debate with rap references and / or a rap battle

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@cat_bees Bait Story cont. -
Mr. Chad moves on and shortly after falls in love with a midget. Mrs. Midget gets the regifted ring and perceives it the size of Mt Kilimanjaro due to her small stature. They marry happily. He gets rich when he becomes champion midget tosser of Australia

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@cat_bees @JackNapierNot I’m convinced you both will end up together like the kids in my class who used to throw rocks at each other on the playground. Fast forward years later, they’re happily married

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@_Rian_Stone Did he deliver this while doing a PowerPoint presentation to her?

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@realfemsapien As someone who graduated culinary school, i found myself in the kitchen for 1-2 hours a day. Someone untrained and making things from scratch as well, I could easily see that

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@DiscussingFilm So the questions I have is….
Is Tony stark going to become doctor doom? If so, is this really a superior iron man story arc and someone else is actually doctor doom ? Will stark just be a doombot clone for the real doctor doom?

Or is Robert Downey Junior going to be Doctor Doom

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@CoachEBelcher May someone drop a link or care to explain what’s going on so that I may understand?

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@Rainmaker1973 Mechanics love working on the engine of this car

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@cat_bees Hear me out…. We create a fat people ranch(or an island) and surround it with bars as a fence. When they lose enough weight and can squeeze in between the bars, they are free to go and reintegrate with healthy people in the real world. Copyrighting this idea

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@cat_bees In an alternate universe where Leo DiCaprio were Australian and female. This would be her mantra.
We’re here for it!

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@Gov_Megatron TLDR:
Matt Walsh,
“What is a Republican?”

[Nick Castle @Cast369Nick]

@Gov_Megatron Honestly Matt should should realize by now that his party got outdone by a guy who’s arch nemesis is the stairs and his own deteriorating mind.

Although this incident will only bolster trumps support, we still have to beat the numbers of illegals and dead people who vote blue

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@Gov_Megatron How long til she’s on the Whatever show? lol