Kevin

I don’t have political bias, I dislike all politicians equally, it’s a trust thing.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

“We possess the power of gods, but the wisdom of primates.”

— The Father We Never Had: Artificial Intelligence: Before and After by Cristian Daniel Bolocan
https://t.co/HFyQeRvyL7

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

Meanwhile, voters like me listened to your waffle and thought; they’ve not learned a thing. As a party the errors you’ve made have spanned 85 years, the last conservative government was one of the very worst and this illegal problem was made worse by you! So, yes, you need to admit the mistakes and come up with genuine solutions. Not waffle, real, hard solutions, but to get my vote you must and I mean this. You must accept all your many failings. Till I hear that, you can whistle for my vote. And before you say anything about Zia, Farage or Lowe or any of those muppets hear this. They are more clueless than you, but I’ll vote for one just to keep you out. So, smart arse… learn, learn quick or never succeed in politics.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@SkyNews And there it is… The conservatives just will not accept their culpability. Therefore, I will NOT vote for them. The plan, must start with.. We are sorry, so very sorry.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@FT Yer, but the economy grew by 0.7 pct so it’s all good.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@GBNEWS And the EU look at Burnham and think, he’s a clueless sap, we will tuck him right up.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

Andrew does a great job of stripping the John Lewis Christmas advert down making you wonder if anyone in that company’s marketing team has any brains at all, because Andrew is, as is often the case, right on the money.

Maybe John Lewis should run next years plans past Andrew. It’ll save them the embarrassment.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

It's now become an unwanted Christmas tradition. Excruciatingly bad retail ads that get everything wrong. And this year, John Lewis have outdone themselves...

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@Lord_Talbot64 Genius, pure genius.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@jurgenharbourma @GBNEWS Are you a professional bore? Don’t answer, I’ve read your timeline. Ta ta.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@SkyNews That’ll be all that tinned food and wind up radios. Well done Streeting.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@D01byy @BBCBreaking Can it? Phew, thanks for the info. Probably the additional deliveries of spam because this dickhead government scared the shit out of everyone. Do have a lovely evening.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@marcustherapy @GBNEWS Were they? Oh dear, never mind.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@jurgenharbourma @GBNEWS Couldn’t give a shit. A boat owned by no one with one illegal is one too many.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@SkyNews Aha… so if we designate all illegals as spies the UK government will pull its thumb out of its arse and do something. Good to know.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@Reuters Blimey. For a moment I thought Lord Farquhar had started an Adam Ant tribute band.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@empire_res66190 @grok Pretty good if you say fuck off. Until the nukes arrive, of course.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@jurgenharbourma @GBNEWS The basket was empty, yes.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

Oh, that’s good.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is an absolute masterpiece.

10/10.

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[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@Wedontcaretp @Bbbbyoip @GBNEWS You lot are taking this way to seriously.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@AndreaMcal85106 I know right! The people waiting in the basket to go for a ride were furious.

[Kevin @CastleNotMine]

@Bbbbyoip @GBNEWS It was one of those expensive ones and people were in the basket and everything.