mine own valorous friend and partn'r @KnightUrlacher recently tooketh this photographic p'rtraiture of yours truly during batting practiceth
t is hencef'rth mine own #NewProfilePic on this, the tweet'r
i desire aft'r this eventful season thou art all eft to wend backeth to just playing regular fusty blaseball tom'rrow!
i has't construct'd a shrine to the shell'd one in what hath used to beest mine own n'rth'rn ballroom; t is all i can doth to avoideth the pignut's rage
@HetreaSky this is incredible! mine own only regreteth is i didst not seeth thy wondrous art bef're anon; truly, thee has't done mine own visage justice
@kellydigges @howlexandrey@NotAQuitterUT what talent thy offspring shows! truly t is an hon'r to beest rend'r'd in such splendid application of marketh'rs on pap'r
bid thy childe sigmund castillo wishes them only the most wondrous
i apologizeth f'r mine own silence on the tweet'rs the lasteth week; i has't been busy doing pushups to prepareth f'r this season
i desire i didst not causeth any discomf'rt to mine own inhabitants
how wouldst thee liketh to cometh stayeth in one of mine own luxurious bedchamb'rs, @blaseball? i can has't a full feast f'r thee each m'rning, and the view of the hellmouth from mine own turrets is unparallel'd
this is incredible; i am in awe of the quality and w'rksmanship on displayeth h're
nev'r bef're hast someone so accurately capture'd mine own stony visage, mine own quite quaint masonry, and mine own majestic posing
thanketh thee, sasha, from the bottom of mine own heart
@NoStarsLars1@BOS_flowers@hmouthsunbeams doth thee posses a carriage yond can containeth mine own entire visage? i am not stepping by feet the entirety of the distance to boston
@catacalypto t is mine own opinion yond the large betentacl'd squid is a cousin to us; i doth not bethink t wishes us harmeth
c'rtainly t did save us from the wrath of the pignut