King Sigmund Castillo

Batt'r with a heart of stone for @hmouthsunbeams | They/Them | in a longeth distance relationship with @LoversBlaseball //RP by @AndiJorgensen

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

mine own valorous friend and partn'r @KnightUrlacher recently tooketh this photographic p'rtraiture of yours truly during batting practiceth

t is hencef'rth mine own #NewProfilePic on this, the tweet'r

[Lars Taylor @NoStarsLars1]

Here to point out that @CastleWithABat is an actual castle and you should let the Sunbeams win Haunted in the election. Because ... haunted castle.

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

rubbeth yond umpire cream on mine own walls; fire-proof this castle

[OMEN Investigations 👁🏳️‍🌈 @OMENcast]

PRODUCE THE CREAM.

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

i desire aft'r this eventful season thou art all eft to wend backeth to just playing regular fusty blaseball tom'rrow!

i has't construct'd a shrine to the shell'd one in what hath used to beest mine own n'rth'rn ballroom; t is all i can doth to avoideth the pignut's rage

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@HetreaSky this is incredible! mine own only regreteth is i didst not seeth thy wondrous art bef're anon; truly, thee has't done mine own visage justice

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@NoStarsLars1 @HahnFox_Miami @dudshonculus @NerdPacheco @hen_richardson @NagomiNava @IggyDelacruz lars, mine own cousin! i am h're; currently i am busy 'recting an altar to the shell'd one so as to avoideth its rage. lief the n'rth'rn ballroom shall beest the n'rth'rn pignut cubiculo

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@SunbeamsBickle @Tiger_Morin the cuddle pit is ope at all hours of the day, thou art free to useth t

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@kellydigges @howlexandrey @NotAQuitterUT what talent thy offspring shows! truly t is an hon'r to beest rend'r'd in such splendid application of marketh'rs on pap'r

bid thy childe sigmund castillo wishes them only the most wondrous

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@SunbeamsBickle @NoStarsLars1 @elvisfigpies @brassblase_babe @DunlapBlaseball @HellmouthGoose @zackieblaseball I begeth of thee all, prithee, untag me from this longeth conv'rsation thou art all having - the buzzing is awakening the rats in mine own dungeon

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

i apologizeth f'r mine own silence on the tweet'rs the lasteth week; i has't been busy doing pushups to prepareth f'r this season

i desire i didst not causeth any discomf'rt to mine own inhabitants

[randy marijuana duende @randymarijuana]

Hey folx, here it is! 7pm EST at Sigmund Castillo! hope to see you there :)) oh, and the hashtag is #WeedDuendeWedding

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

how wouldst thee liketh to cometh stayeth in one of mine own luxurious bedchamb'rs, @blaseball? i can has't a full feast f'r thee each m'rning, and the view of the hellmouth from mine own turrets is unparallel'd

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@randymarijuana @SunbeamsBickle @rallypitcher i liveth f'r festivities; t wouldst beest an hon'r

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@randymarijuana @SunbeamsBickle @rallypitcher i wouldst not dareth to officiateth aught; i doth maketh a valorous wedding venue, howev'r

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

this is incredible; i am in awe of the quality and w'rksmanship on displayeth h're

nev'r bef're hast someone so accurately capture'd mine own stony visage, mine own quite quaint masonry, and mine own majestic posing

thanketh thee, sasha, from the bottom of mine own heart

[Sasha Rose Hansen @SashaRoseHansen]

Of the @hmouthsunbeams (and honestly, still @LoversBlaseball too 💞), all hail King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat! #blaseball

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@NoStarsLars1 @hen_richardson @hmouthsunbeams I stayeth the same size, lars - i’m just v'ry valorous at fitting myself in wh're i needeth to

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@NoStarsLars1 @BOS_flowers @hmouthsunbeams doth thee posses a carriage yond can containeth mine own entire visage? i am not stepping by feet the entirety of the distance to boston

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

@catacalypto t is mine own opinion yond the large betentacl'd squid is a cousin to us; i doth not bethink t wishes us harmeth

c'rtainly t did save us from the wrath of the pignut

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

cor! those gents art all shelled, t hath happened!

[King Sigmund Castillo @CastleWithABat]

wast the snackrifice in vain? shall th're beest nay shelling of the tacos? excepting the shell a taco hast already, i supposeth