anna

[bri @bribrisimps]

the devil hears that you’re nauseous and sends you a tesla uber that is heavily air freshened

[Caraxes @spicynoodleboy_]

we support Haaland Targaryen, first of his name, son to Aeriana Targayren, during his upcoming battle

[ℳari ౨ৎ @lyannasgf]

if i had a dragon and it died id actually kill myself im so serious

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

Bangers like this are why I cling onto my Twitter account.

[jackalam @jackalam__]

reading in bed naked as fuck and felt myself drifting off so i used my penis as a bookmark

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Lord of the rings

[real person™ @shesarealperson]

we are in a cowardice epidemic. people avoid making any decisions at all. decisions are commitment and commitment requires the bravery to take responsibility for your desires. they would rather live in a state of possibility and ‘potential’ than run the risk of being wrong.

[alys @alyssby]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando AL FIN pones un limite, pero despues toca sostenerlo

[starr @starrchildx]

witty banter is foreplay for me.

[𝄢 @6nrRo]

norway deploying haaland to destroy england

[jeremy hawkeye renner @eat1ngdrywall]

bush out in my bikini and i’m in a relatively conservative beach town

[nish @reverendanisha]

on the pissing me off app for some pissing me off

[𝙇 𝙞 𝙯 ✧.* @Reyloryn]

Male bird seducing female bird

[freaky hacker chick @effhcee]

asked this guy on a dating app what he did today and his response was "had sex and chilled lol"

[` @schiz04renic]

expecting a woman to nurture you while you’re emotionally exhausting her is pure delusion.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Moltisanti summer

[jasmine @callingjasmine]

Officially resigned as a detective girlfriend. The last case I was investigating almost killed me.

[Remi @remioluwole]

Sometimes the things you miss about a person don’t even exist