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[Elaston_Castro @CastroElaston]

@Lea_EFC Cook that arsenal fraud 🤣

[Elaston_Castro @CastroElaston]

@edwinsifuna Even a class one dropout knows you are Uhuru's puppets Mr Kuku-man.Thats an open secret.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

As a teenager, I was taught the basic principles of philosophy by Professor Odera-Oruka. He taught us that even if you forget everything else he had taught, remember that the role of a philosopher is to QUESTION EVERYTHING—and that societies which have not questioned everything have historically lagged behind those that did—in civilization, technological development and the improvement of the human condition.

So, stop complaining when some of us question everything. We do so to improve the human condition—and we shall never stop.

[Elaston_Castro @CastroElaston]

@naughtie_0 Lord Jesus Christ,bless me with this one soul and I will settle down.

[Laban Mbunya @LabanMbunya]

This lady got a shock of her life 😄 😄 🤣
She was asking for Oscar Sudi number but Sudi said noooo!
She was ready kutoka block.

[King @KenyanRegista]

The distance between two electric poles is 10m. If the road is 300m long, how many poles will be needed along that road
1) 30 poles
2) 31 poles
2) none of the above

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

Why law should be a second degree. A thread.
The cause of the confusion on election dates is failure to recognize that the subject matter is not law or language. It is mathematics, specifically set theory.
The “2nd Tuesday of August” is a point, a single specific value.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

President Ruto has achieved more than 50% of his promises to Kenyans - DP Gachagua

[Naughty @naughtie_0]

Ukijua kuspot madem time ya ovulation,mambo yako itakua rahisi sana

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Prof Ndungu: “Ruto fired me because I refused to do corrupt deals.”

But why didn’t you just resign good professor?

[Elaston_Castro @CastroElaston]

@Mabonga_254 Si uende uwafufue malenge wewe takataka

[Elaston_Castro @CastroElaston]

@DrRoselynAkombe Nonsense Mrs Onyonga...Bure ni wewe

[Elaston_Castro @CastroElaston]

@joshuamalidzo Mmmm like all other presidents before him, he will finish his 2 terms and go so that you can elect an angel to take after him as you wish... you are at liberty to run for the same seat sir.

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Mwaafreeka roasted Fred Matiang'i during an interview

About the Ruaka land scandal and the alleged atrocity to intimidate the opposition.

We could see trucks of police heading to Kisumu during Uhuru's regime.

There is a difference between you, Murkomen, and Kindiki

When it comes to being CS of Interior. all I see is deaths.

[Eric @amerix]

If you remain a poor student of history, you will always remain ignorant and gullible.

Learn from history.

Because history is a pattern.

Patterns are repetitive.

There is no human behaviour or pattern that is new under the sun.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

A successful women's Chama from the Coastal region enjoying their mid-year winnings on a bus as they head to the Maasai Mara National Reserve with their trusted male treasurer from Chavakali and other top officials. Life is so sweet!

[Elaston_Castro @CastroElaston]

@citizentvkenya Nonsense... you have no agenda other than shouting Raila said this and that...even his family as moved on but here you are shouting his name for relevance

[Mwalimu Reuben Kigame, PhD @ReubenKigame]

Linda Nwananchi has the euphoria of fed up citizens, the money, the tribal kingpin but it has no agenda for Kenya as yet. It is all about Baba said this and said that, Ruto this and that. This is not enough to give us a new Kenya.#NewKenya #DrainTheSwamp #CharacterMatters #RutoMustGo #WanTam

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Without being partisan or dragging feelings along, I think of ALL the videos Iko Nini has peddled about the ongoing feud between Babu and his former goons, this is the most painful one. A lot goes on in this town.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Messi before the extra time started