Charlie Murphy

I perform things⁣ Write things ⁣ Shoot things⁣ And tell bad jokes

[Starfield @StarfieldGame]

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[cory @coolmathgame_]

[during sex]

her: choke me

me: [a really great guy] no

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

"While we struggle to heat our homes, we have to pay for your parade..."

Charles confronted by a member of the public about the cost of living crisis

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@tbhbri Fake feminist

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

Risk is always better than regret.

[Pickle @mpickle]

7 reasons why you’re tired all the time and can’t focus:

[HINDZ @mistahindz]

I’m way too hard on myself

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@shirtsthtgohard @actordourian

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@hxssxdourixn People get mad when I tell them this

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@tbhbri Girl you say that all the time 😂

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@anguscloud As you should

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@richardzussman Make more money at my restaurant job

[Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) @jeremyfaust]

RT if you personally know someone with Covid right now.

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@va_dickens Join a film union and become a background actor

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@harrytheseafish Brave

[joey @vitariesocks]

Got long COVID as a teenager. Comic thread: (1/3)

[Charlie Murphy @CasualCharlieM]

@tbhbri Your doing amazing hun

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

life’s short, fuck on the first date

[CBC British Columbia @cbcnewsbc]

Vancouver firefighters warn of high urban fire dangers

https://t.co/zmuKz88exq

[Magyn Kennedy @MagynKennedy]

All femme sw'ers end up not being able to stand men bc we get to see how vile most of y'all treat women you think you don't owe respect. Even the "good guys" wear a mask hiding their contempt for sexually liberated women. Men are scary af.