CatBagz

Not the worst decision you could make, but working on it.

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@bradneely On today, the fortieth viewing of Wizard People, during which amongst my children, I recognize the loss of what was promised and taken from us and the bosom of man the seventh tome of Harry P, who was slew by the rampant lawyering of a monster so vile as John K. Rowing

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@BastardQuest I cannot wait until you all are 500 episodes in and your poll is a three way tie between D&D 3.5, Kids On Brooms In Space On Bikes, and Regency Warhammer 40k.

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Time For Some Pumpkin Spice Depression #2022 #YearInReview https://t.co/p2KSNaGEWT

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@PopCrave Does he look like penis skin on purpose?

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Drunk Cat is back and he's brought along a couple things you might want to buy with all that fucking electronic money that has been on fire sale since last Christmas. #AfterChristmas #DrunkShopping https://t.co/Tf6ym2HEJs

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Is your kid really good at math. Like, REALLY good? Like maybe they're taking some performance enhancing drugs to achieve such levels of capability? Or are they taking all your bicycles apart piece by piece because they're hooked on meth? #Mathamphetamine https://t.co/GPE9VPV5kD

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The modern world has so many choices of things like cereal or bread but you still only get a single choice for what planet you get to live on and I hate this one. It is full of bees and assholes. #IHateThisFuckingPlanet https://t.co/yMUnn8Id2g

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https://t.co/aRiePoXj83 is a Lifestyle Brand for people who like to go from bad to worse. We now offer 'Ass-Leisure' wear. Feel free to thank us harder. #LifestyleBrand #Athleisure #ThankMeDaddy https://t.co/peFQrncYQ2

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Did you get kicked out of that other school for wizardry? Or maybe you couldn't afford the sky-high price tag of old money magical education? The Phoenix School of Remedial Wizardry welcomes you. #RemedialWizardry #WizardingWorld https://t.co/79P5vOAWtO

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My Mother Lives in a Forest and Eats Babies for a Living #sticker #babayaga #mother https://t.co/TFtSHHT0n2

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Wherein the phrase "Dergdurf Noidberg gave my testicles cancer and then fucking ghosted me." is repeated an interesting number of times. https://t.co/NaoX5IDHek

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Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills https://t.co/BzrM79Arad

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@Schamtoo I can't wait to see where he ends up. Could you imagine him in charge of something that isn't printing money because of artistic passion and years of customer recognition?

Like transportation?

I want to see Bobby in charge of a bus line. Or a Golden Corral.

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FTFY: The NFT art market IS a 'mind-blowing' fraud problem.

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Same Energy
#sameenergy

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@Target I don't want to come off like a crazy person but I need a catalog of all your decorative birds right now I need my house covered in decorative birds RIGHT NOW

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True story.

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Maybe You Didn't Know, But You Know Now and Not Having These Stickers Is Tantamount to Self-Destruction
#Stickers #Sticker #NationalStickerDay
https://t.co/P3fhH0LriV

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It's National Sticker Day so get your galoshes or mimosas or whatever it is you do for this kind of thing and buy some god damn stickers already.
#NationalStickerDay #sticker #Stickers
Get these and other choice goods where all good choices are made: https://t.co/UWdKBakLtA

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@brookswheelan Danny Elfman is going to be there? I hope he plays nothing but Nightmare Before Christmas songs.