Cat✨

Realtor 🏡

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Twitter’s for the dumb shit.

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Theo gave Cash a kiss today and I’m actually dead now; goodbye. 🥹😍

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Still loling that Nick has fought me every single year to go to the Renaissance Fair because he thought you had to dress up to get in 💀🤣🧝‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

As much as I love my career, as a mother, something about typing this paragraph just doesn’t sit right with me. 😪

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

I bet if men experienced postpartum hair loss, there’d be a lot more research on it… 🤔

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

One time @NealLemire referred to cream style corn as “corn gravy” and I will never not call it that again.

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

What do y’all do if ya girl ain’t funny? 😅

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

I gotta leave this group y’all…

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

It’s so weird to me when someone’s Insta is all selfies.

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Also, I’m going to get ads for shitty ass jeans for the next 6years now for taking this screenshot.

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

I can literally FEEL her wet socks, no thank you.

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

@carlyrileyyyy Confidence ain’t nothin but a feelin my friend. ✌🏼 Aren’t those all made up anyways?? 👽

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Sometimes I just sit and think about the fact that there are women out there that LOVE BEING PREGNANT

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

@carlyrileyyyy I love that for you, it’s cause Bronson’s da best!! 🥰 You nephew however, did not make me feel like an easy breezy beautiful cover girl 🙃😂 maybe I’ll have better luck next time 🙏🏼

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Bein a mom? Great! Def recommended. 💯🙌🏼 But cookin’ em?! 😭 Just an unfortunate stepping stone imo…

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Weirdos.

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Still true.

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

All Realtors do is bs and brag I swear to g. #stop

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Every so often I gotta retweet this cause it actually makes me LOL. 🤣👌🏼

[Krista Williams @itskrista]

Absolutely no one:

Cosmo Magazine in ‘01: Ladies, just grab some ice cubes, pop rocks and suck his dick!

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

The love reaction on FB got me fucked up now cause if someone just “likes” my post I’m like “Oh, look at you over here…HATIN” 👀🤣

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

I’ll take my 30’s all day. Tyvm.

[Cat✨ @CatFernandez90]

Your 20’s are honestly trash. You spend them working too much and making shit money, hungover 90% of the time… constantly setting unrealistic goals for yourself, spending an over abundance of time people pleasing, & being “too young” to be exhausted yet still always are?? Bye.👋🏼