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Foodie. Car nut. Geek. Three time WWE champion. Compulsive liar.

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If you wonder about the nature of Man, just compare the amount of wear on the doors close button vs the doors open button in an elevator.

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@LauraRbnsn Man, I'm never gonna look at Charlie's family from Willy Wonka the same way again.

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@IwriteOK @hungrybowtie I dunno though, every time I'm at a gun show whatever Canik is putting out looks like something a flamboyant Far Cry villain would carry.

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@IwriteOK @hungrybowtie Weird look, weird pronunciation, highly competent, pricey... yep, if the Queer Eye guys were picking a revolver, they'd probably go for it.

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@IwriteOK Ah, I see- the crack smoking and the 172mph are separate dates, and they covered the speedometer with the inset picture. 🤣

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@IwriteOK Is that a ZL1 Camaro with, for some reason, an inset picture of a Porsche 911?

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@IwriteOK "We have four days of air.... we can survive 30 days without food. So again, I ask, why did you start eating the pilot WHILE WE STILL HAVE PRINGLES"

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@NarcissistCook @IwriteOK I beg to differ.

https://t.co/zPLgQ4XkW0

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@PiatPod Damn our country's efficient and widely available medical services.

For him, I mean. Not us.

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@thorsepus @IwriteOK I honestly don't think ObviousPlant would have come up with something that dumb 🤣

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@PiatPod @ksorbs Damn it, they got Neal McDonough, too? I knew Corbin had burned through his Psych money, but damn it...

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@boney_robin @dril I mean, he was threatening to send Twitter into bankruptcy since literally the day he bought it...

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@constantinefx @profibox_xyz @FilamentOne Same here.

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@IwriteOK @rainnwilson @FoxNews "Why is this attempted child rapist character a Christian preacher?"

I dunno, man, art imitates life?

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@badgertide @IwriteOK @startthemachine Not unless the FDA is outside, then we are all human shields. 🤣

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@IwriteOK

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@SnoringFrog @Chinchillazllla @chlozzerz Honestly, I'm just glad it isn't some heretofore unknown racial slur.

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@JessBluemke The best Reuben of your life SO FAR.

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@JaneOst_ @IwriteOK He absolutely wrote his own bio there. 🤣