CatKnit

Musings of Cat Obsessed with Mythology and Toys. I am better than hoomans

[CatKnit @CatKnit2]

The #takeover will be much better than Zeus’
More cats, less gods regurgitated
More catnip

[CatKnit @CatKnit2]

If Hestia was goddess of hooman home, did she intend cats to be the superior house pet? If so, she a good goddess.

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When the takeover finishes, hoomans will forever worship me more than Zeus
Although that’s not hard when you have self control
Another reason hoomans are inferior to cats

[CatKnit @CatKnit2]

Yarn is good. Broken tail not. Do better, hooman. The gods do not approve.

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Hooman let tiny replica hooman get run over by trucks. Hermes has shown he supports the cat #takeover

Soon all hoomans will worship us. Or be destroyed.

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Hooman: doesn’t wake up at loud alarm/me meowing
Also Hooman: wakes up at leaves rustling
This is why #takeover needs to happen now. Hoomans neglect.

[CatKnit @CatKnit2]

Instead of having weaving contest, Arachne and Athena shoulda given me that string. Much better use, much less spooky spiders

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My hooman May miss her cat almost as much as Narcissus misses himself. Cute, but not as cute as me

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If Athena was goddess of smarts, would she be smart enough to sponsor the cat world domination????

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Dumb hoomans buying aloe Vera and poinsettias...poisonous plants don’t stop our world domination

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Whoever invented baths (lookin at you Poseidon) you’re the worst hooman. I lose my deceptive cute fluffiness and hoomans see my true form. #miserable

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Shoutout to the ESA cat at the Hive. We can take hooman world over together. Bast would be proud. #takeover

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Christmas is favourite day. Lots of treats. Tree to play with. Ornaments to break. Toys. #nostalgia

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Why do hoomans not worship me like old times?
Egypt knew how good cats are. Egypt always knew.

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Bast was only good hooman. Gave lots of treats. Was a cat.

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My hooman can’t throw a ball far enough #Disappointed
Needs to learn from Hera. If you can throw a gimpy son, you can throw anything

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It works silly hooman. Once a hair ball comes up, I eat all. Consult Dionysus for the party bit.

[Fratpuccino @Fratpuccino1]

Do you think if I throw up, I'll be able to drink more?? 🤔🤔🤔
#GammaZetaPhi #FratLife
#YouEitherLikeItOrYouLoveIt

[CatKnit @CatKnit2]

Hypnos really knows how to hang out

Who wouldn’t want to sleep 24/7?

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I ate my treats up faster than Zeus hides his affairs