🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸

The Federation’s first feline starship captain. A philatelist but not a philanderer. Decidedly anti-Turd. Small-r republican. Here for the arguments.

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

I believe in:

1) the sanctity of human life.
2) the American experiment.
3) the US Constitution.
4) the institution of marriage.
5) personal responsibility.
6) the will of freedom-loving patriots.
7) hope.

If you agree, let’s be friends. If you don’t agree, let’s talk.

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

Laus Deo

[The Middle Aged Baby @MiddleAgedBaby2]

Or...and I'm just spit ballin' here...

- Keep 162 games

- Pitchers can throw to first how ever many damn times they want

- Get rid of Interleague Play

- Get rid of The Playoffs and go back to best record in each League wins their respective Pennant and have them face each other in the World Series.

- Get rid of the DH in the National League

- Allow runners to slide hard into 2nd again

- Fire the entire front office of any organization which routinely allows position players to pitch instead of using actual pitchers

- Stop taking money from gambling sites

- Stop trying to grow the sport by appealing to non-fans rather than fans you already have (AKA The Don't Kill Star Wars Plan)

- Either go Full Robo Ump or No Robo Ump. Pick one.

You're welcome.

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Here's How You Value Yourself:
1. Invited late - Decline
2. Not invited - Don't go
3. Be forgotten - Forget them
4. Used - Set firm boundaries
5. Ignored - Stop Approaching
6. Betrayed - Forgive and move on
7. Not Appreciated - Keep your distance
8. Insulted - Outshine them with success
9. Disrespected - Walk away with dignity
10. Underestimated - let your results Speak

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

Laus Deo.

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

@historyinmemes Great stamp. Gives me a chuckle every time I come across one.

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

Laus Deo.

[SK @SteCK1878]

I see nothing wrong with this. 🤷‍♂️😅

[Raghvi @Just_Raghvi]

They both choose the right partner ❤️‍🩹

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

@DearS_o_n Inflation sucks.

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

He needs to write “D Trump, president for the third time, built this,” on it in Latin.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 Trump just posted this photo of the new Ballroom and the Left hates it.

The same people who spent years wrecking this country are now clutching pearls over marble and columns.

Real Americans love this!

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

@STxStargazer @rubytubee At the time I couldn’t help but agree with them. Like, “oh, yeah, good point.” Looking back it’s easy to say I coulda made it work. But on the other hand, the path I chose instead has probably ended up being a more sensible one for me, long term.

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

Laus Deo.

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

9/11: my first exposure to “monitoring the situation.”

#NeverForgetSeptember11AttacksOnAmerica

#NeverForget

[... 🧵 @huryyep]

Why do men keep trying to fix our problems.

[🇺🇸 Cat Master 🇺🇸 @CatMaster81]

@TiffanyFong I still remember the random girl who told me I had the most beautiful eyes she’d ever seen while walking past me on campus at age 19.

So yes. Completely true.

[Z @insatiablevine]

Women:
Cook
Take care of the home
Have babies
Take care of children

Men:
Work -Make money
Leadership
Protect

Why is this so controversial?

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

Toxic masculinity would fix this cultural crisis in about 3-5 years time.