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fucking weeb and major nerd. buy my nudes cashapp: $kittycat576

[cat-asstrophe @CatMcGee96]

Is it really too much to ask to be an ethereal being wearing sheer dresses with flowers or bones or both on them?

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

GOOD WEED.

[cat-asstrophe @CatMcGee96]

When you tell him you’re worth missing out on a night out and actually listens??????

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

hardest pill i’ve had to swallow was realizing i don’t play an important role in a lot of the people’s lives who play one in mine

[saira @sairaspooks]

in 2023 i wanna kiss more girls and cry a lot less

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I feel like I don’t have a best friend anymore. I know I love friends and they love me, but getting older means you focus on yourself and not others. That’s not a bad thing but it’s hard to get used to.

[Aley ◡̈ ✿ ☁︎ ✰⋆➷ @Aleydaaa___]

are we going to make gingerbread houses together & go see the lights or not

[cat-asstrophe @CatMcGee96]

I just hide in the bathroom at work until everyone else leaves it. Ain’t no one gonna know I’m pissin

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I don’t want to be alone, but I’ve gotten pretty good at it.

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“I didn’t want to be single but I didn’t want to be conscious” another gem from @KylePrue

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One of the many thinks people don’t warn you about after you have anal sex is the fact the pure terror of farting for the next 24 hours.

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Out of context work things “let’s how much of this bad boy I can fit in my mouth”

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Friend just told me that when they met me they heard a little voice go “gaaaayyyy” and that’s all I could ask for

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We should have realized JK was a piece of shit when she killed Dobby😭

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I might be manic and suffering, but at least I’ve got a tall, hung man in bed beside me who gives me attention and listens to me when im drunk and emotional🥰

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#NewProfilePic

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Still living off of the high that @KylePrue acknowledged my existence. The cult will rise.

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@KylePrue has now liked both tweets, I would just like to say that I’d trust you to defend me against a goose. You’d win that fight.

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@KylePrue liked my last tweet, should I start another cult in his name?

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I constantly have @KylePrue’s voice in my head saying “oh so it’s like kohls cash?”

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@LilNasX $kittycat576