Cat Stokes

Events Director. Works in media. Views are purely my own

[Cat Stokes @CatStokes]

@duolingo my account seems to have a glitch. What do I do?

[emily m @maitlis]

We understand shots have been fired at Trump - at this rally. Breaking story - much still unclear - don’t think harmed

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

The Tories trying to convince people to vote for them.

[Cat Stokes @CatStokes]

@AskSmythsToys I have a text saying I need to collect my end of today but can’t make till tomorrow. Will my order still be there?

[Cat Stokes @CatStokes]

@NewLookHelp I bought a hot water bottle for my daughter and the seal doesn’t close so it’s dangerous and broken

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

We calculate, that such is the ministerial churn since July, that the taxpayer could be liable for over *£722,000* in ministerial severance payments. We contacted ministers and their departments about how many have/will accept the money.

Our findings 👇

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Imagine having 44 billion dollars and choosing to spend it on ruining Twitter rather than doing something about world hunger/the environment. If I was an egotistical billionaire I’d want to save the world so people thought I was awesome. Not fuck up Social media.

[Stephie @steffieegg12]

I am looking for global minority artists for a weeks paid workshop of a play leading to a paid rehearsed stage read.
I really really want some cool actors linked below that are 34 and above with a knack for comedy. 🤟

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Suella Braverman is disgusted with how much money is being spent on asylum hotels, says she couldn't believe it when she found out when she became Home Secretary. She's gonna be shocked when she finds out she was in the cabinet that approved and caused it.

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

The past two days I have had so much abuse and crap on twitter.

I'm retweeting this video because it'll upset them even more. But give the rest of us a bloody good laugh 😃 enjoy... and you're welcome.

🎥@larryandpaul #CabinetMembersAppeal

[Jamie Susskind @jamiesusskind]

I try to be fair, but I do just think it is professionally dubious to write a glowing column about the PM in the Comment pages of the Times without mentioning he’s your best friend and was best man at your wedding.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Shocked…

That the Cabinet Secretary who led the investigation into the illegal Xmas party

…who had to step down after it emerged it happened in his office

…is the same man who covered for Truss

…& the same man who decided Braverman’s breaches didn’t need investigating.

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

This is how to recover from a downturn

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

That #imacelebrity line-up in full
Jacob Rees Mogg
Rebekah Vardy
Neil Parish (Tractor MP)
Prince Andrew
Liz Truss
Jair Bolsonaro
Meghan & Harry
Phil & Holly
Priti Patel
Jeremy Kyle

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

I wouldn’t mind them being so awful if they were at least a bit bright. Sunak is going to regret this appointment so much. And quite quickly.

[Louise Bagshawe @LouiseMensch]

I cannot lie, @YvetteCooperMP simply destroyed @SuellaBraverman and her unethical, anti-national security leaking. A bad mistake by @RishiSunak. “Is this the only time she has done this?” - Damn good question

[Yvette Cooper @YvetteCooperMP]

The Home Secretary was forced to resign less than 1wk ago for Ministerial Code breach/security lapse - and still lots of unanswered Qs on breach.

Yet Rishi Sunak reappointed her.

How on earth is this the “integrity & professionalism” he promised just five hours before?

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

I wonder if picking up three months taxpayer-funded severance payment for getting sacked from a job you did for a few weeks and then getting the job back six days later is the kind of thing a Tory government might want to crack down upon. What a shower of absolute charlatans

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Starmer’s had three Shredded Wheat for breakfast.

Battering Sunak

#pmqs

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Starmer: “The only time he ran in a competitve election he got trounced by the former Prime Minister, who herself got beaten by a lettuce.”