Cat Barker

please don't raise your voice at me bcos I'll cry x

[gabbie @gabbiejarvis]

Psa if you’re due on your period this week you’re most likely going to peak fertility on Valentine’s Day, don’t let a 59p card and an M&S dine in for 2 ruin the next 18 summers 🤰🏼

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@roundxthree @SalkeldGeorgia fuck offfff hahahha is she okay

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@SalkeldGeorgia @goblindreamer Hahahahaha we love to see it

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@absoluteradio @SalkeldGeorgia

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@xxmsfxx @_bethlane

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@CiaranSomething I'd have a good go!

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

I wonder if I was given a never-ending bag of crisps how many kilos of crisps I'd consume

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@jedimasteriman @SalkeldGeorgia

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@PoliticsForAlI @POLITICOEurope @JamieMc42197503

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

Idk who needs to hear this, but don't put anything fizzy in your Nutri bullet x

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@Tee_Crossley My hobby is walking for Aldi instead of the Co-op for a change 😂

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

Surely Aldi is responsible for AT LEAST 30% of global warming with all their single use plastic

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@Tee_Crossley I know it feels like they should have been left in 2001 where they belong, my belly could never

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

Right I've seen it on TOO many occasions now and I'm getting worried... Are low rise jeans making a comeback????

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@CiaranSomething Illegal 👀🚫⚠️

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

I just went to rub my eye but I was watching tik toks and didn't shut my eye first so just shoved my knuckle in my eye instead xoxo

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@BBii__xx @SalkeldGeorgia

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

that time piers morgan had on someone he thought would be an easy target to berate live on air but instead hilariously got his ass handed to him and was exposed for the fragile man-child he is. "you look like honey-glazed gammon" lmao

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@SalkeldGeorgia @DailyMirror He's twitching as well hahaha that dog is FAST asleep

[Cat Barker @Cat_BarkerXx]

@CiaranSomething Aw 🥺 Major was a rescue, he's a good boy