Big Bang J 💣💥

I sometimes cook and say funny shit. #Chingon

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

Update: Best $100 I ever spent

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

Yo I think I’m trippin, but according to this bar I can have SpongeBob bring me alcohol for $100 lol AINT NO WAY 😂😂😂

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

No tiene vieja o qué??

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Yeah… I wouldn’t mess with him.

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

🗣️PSA COFFEE LOVERS‼️ Dutch Bros is doing free large Dulce De Leche coffees for Cinco de Mayo 😭 Just gotta show your Mexican passport 🇲🇽‼️

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

Dawggg I hate it here 😭😭 Been playing Yugioh for a cool minute now and I decided to finally play locals at the local card shop. I showed up early to tweak my deck and everything, fucking no one showed up pinches culos😭😭

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

4 outages in 6 days?! I work from home 100% of the time, anyone else dealing with @GetSpectrum trash service??? 🚮

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

I wasn’t even gonna drink but I saw Boko tryna power up, railing sensu beans and it low key got me kinda FIRED UP 🔥 #txst #EatEmUp

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

@Market_Camby Mama out here catching STRAYS 😂😂

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

Imagine pulling up to a 2 year olds carne asada and they got a whole ass Trompo de T-Rex just slow cooking with a lil piña at the top 😮‍💨🤘🏼

[PETA @peta]

Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 https://t.co/cxlUXI2HhY #DinosaurDay

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

@ChrisG_1931 Nancy done said “which red team is it” bout 44 times 😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ but soon as the show started she had the nerve to grab my remote 😫, I was like…

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

My chick been bullshitting on her phone the whole game but soon as the halftime show come on she got the audacity to tell me to keep it down

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

On my mama I had the Confessions album on cd when I was in elementary / middle school and swore I can relate to this man getting his side chick pregnant…20 years later I got homeboys that can DEF relate 😂😂

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

@Tu_santidad Ora vrgaaa

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

My chick didn’t tell me we were outta eggs and now my dumbass eating spaghetti at 8 am I’m mad as hell

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

I’m proud to have made my contribution to history 🥹🫡

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

UPDATE: ALL ALCOHOL IN GERALD FORD STADIUM HAS BEEN CONSUMED

Vendors report that they ran out of alcohol roughly five minutes into the third quarter.

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

- 4:00, wallow in self pity
- 4:30, stare into the abyss
- 5:00, solve world hunger - Tell no one...
- 5:30, jazzercize
- 6:30, dinner with me - I can’t cancel that again!
- 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing
...I’m booked 🎄

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

THEY DRESSED UP AS EACH OTHER IN THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

@daveed_1931 Oh shit, this actually a problem

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

@Villalpando79 If they end up making it to a title game I’ll sponsor a STUPID FUCKING MASSIVE tailgate lol …Puro Pinche takuache alvvvv

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

@_CJGonzalez_ I dont blame you , there’s no way anyone could’ve anticipated that performance tonight…had anyone checked on Bendito and his creamed pants?! 😂

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

If you benched Justin Fields I know you LIVID rn 😂😂😂

[Big Bang J 💣💥 @Cat_InTheHatt]

@Market_Camby Wylin 😂😂😂😂