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she/her

[moose @mooseincrisis]

blur my kids’ faces. this is the only warning you’re getting.

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

we found gay aliens having SCP sex

[💗 @ma1ybe]

What a waste, these guys should have become stay at home dads, they could have raised 25 scientists.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @THEH0RRORKID]

The airplane scene in Send Help (2026) is absolutely insane

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[Throwback Halsey @throwbackhals]

4 years ago on April 24th 2019 Halsey uploads her cover of Solo after missing tour.

“its moments like these i yearn for the comfortable chaos of the stage. i sang this song to myself in the dressing room everyday on the last tour and it still fills me

[cat @dollshojo]

for black history month, here are my favorite movies by black women directors, starring black women!

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Phantom of the Paradise
1974 / United States / Brian De Palma
🪠sound on🪠

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Thanksgiving horror movie GOBBLEFOOT is clawing our way this holiday season.

What's a Gobblefoot you ask?

Half killer turkey, half Bigfoot.

Naturally.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Night of the Hunter (1955)

[Unus Annus Archive @ArchiveAnnus]

Happy birthday to this clip

[Actual cryptid @Cat_Murdoc]

@CZsWorld_Horror Most of us post our work to Google classroom so if we dont have internet, its hard to pull up the lessons for the day

[Actual cryptid @Cat_Murdoc]

@CZsWorld_Horror I work at a school, the district gives away free hot spots to students who's families cant afford internet and theyre stored in the library. So we usually pick up the spare ones for the day. Or if im really pressed I turn on the hot spot on my phone.

[Actual cryptid @Cat_Murdoc]

@devstcreation Don't forget, "im pretty like a car crash"

[Actual cryptid @Cat_Murdoc]

@fairlysociaI Basically people are getting upset she's not speaking up about Sydney Sweeney and its reminding me a lot about when people were upset the last time they weren't speaking up and it turned out they had literal cancer and lupus.

[Actual cryptid @Cat_Murdoc]

@EASIERTHANLYNG @halsey Also if you notice they stopped talking about issues around when they had Ender. Just guessing but they might be trying to protect their family from psychos who will track her down over their opinions

[Actual cryptid @Cat_Murdoc]

@EASIERTHANLYNG @halsey I feel like you're missing that they used the word "permitted" its pretty common for media companies to silence the actors from being transparent on issues that could tank the movie profits.

[Actual cryptid @Cat_Murdoc]

@CZsWorld_Horror Reminds me of that joke, "Mike Pence is short for Michael Pencil"