Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱

Bonafide Pokémon Professor and OSRS scrub 🏳️‍🌈 she/they

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

I introduce, SmearKing.

P.S. book your cervical screening ✌🏻🌮

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@CatastrophiaUK
あなたが出会ったのは、このポケモン！

キャンペーンへのご参加ありがとうございました！
30周年ロゴアイコンをランダムでプレゼント🎁

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Play! Pokémon @playpokemon]

That's A LOT of lovely people! Thank you so much to the staff that helped make #PokemonEUIC possible.

As our largest event yet, this weekend really couldn't have been done without each and every one of you. Until next time! 💙

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

@JustSimpleDruid

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

Came out of Twitirement to say how amazingly privileged I am to have been the Head Judge at the EUIC Sisterhood TCG Tournament!

Had a great time working with some fabulous Judges and a brilliant cohort of players ❤️🏆 #playpokemon #pokemonsisterhoodleague

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

@YaKupoKitty Na not right now, need some ☁️mental respite☁️

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

For my own mental fortitude and also because I can��t stand that Musk dude you probably won’t find me on Twitter going forward✌🏻

Unless of course I do something note worthy or contentious at Birmingham, in which case await my notes-app screenshot acceptance speech/apology 💁🏼

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

Cold take: Prism Star cards looked the dopest of all the gimmick in the last 10 years, especially the trainers.

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

@ProfessorLinnie @Pershawna *especially that Starbies Gold status ⭐️☕️

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

Been selected as a TCG Masters Judge for EUIC this year! Stoked to be working with @fanfinity_pkm again, and can’t wait to be a part of the biggest EUIC ever!

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

@ProfessorLinnie Absolutely and completely 🙋🏼

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

Yesterday while running my Challenge some kids burst open the door to the store and shouted F*****s, which is offensive to me not only as a nerd but also as a homo 💀🏳️‍🌈

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

The thing about this piercing is I miss blowing my nose and not feeling pain the like burning hellfire of a thousand suns inside my nostrils.

Looks cool tho ✌🏻

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

If you let your child run wild in the cinema I am no longer responsible for my actions

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

Had a great weekend in Stuttgart Judging in Juniors & Seniors! 🏆 Thanks @2022tournaments for the opportunity, can’t wait for the next one!

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

@JesperKEriksen @StecherCro @DragonShield_ Well placed heavy balls 👌🏻

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

@Halcyon93813241 Might just raw-dog a Charizard ex Legaue Battle Deck and be done with it

[Catastrophia 🎮🕹️🔜Utrecht🇳🇱 @CatastrophiaUK]

Same