Risorial Reeb

just getting on

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Listening to the commentary from France v England and I think if men spoke about making love to women the way they do about "caress"-ing a football, they might just get laid a little bit more

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Props to the long taloned peeps, idk how any of you get anything done. It's been a month and a half of letting my nails grow for my wedding and I'm this 🤏 close to breaking a nail just going about my normal day

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Ok but hear me out. Date night idea: we cool down our core body temperature by riding the Windrush overground line to Crystal Palace and back... @TfL

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

I've finally had enough at 31, why do I have to work when my vagina is bleeding and everything hurts. And why do I have to wait 3 years for a doctor's appointment?

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Y'all so busy worrying about AI replacing creativity that you haven't stopped to think about those of us that don't work in creative fields, burnt out mentally, so that we don't have executive function to decide what chores to do or what to eat for dinner. @claudeai hey bestie x

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

It's something really special when you have friends who can take you from -1 to a 100/10. Recognise those that lift you up, and walk away from those that drag you down. You're too good for harsh words.

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

@thamesclippers hey what's up with your eastbound service from Surrey Quays to Royal Wharf Pier - there's no service updates and been no eastbound service for the last hour

[MR MOTIVATOR👽💀 @TaiwoMuyiwa23]

Hilarious conversation between a CV writer and his clueless customer who failed 6 interviews 🤣😂.

Open Thread 👇🏼

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Lol the cheek of influencers on Instagram out right asking for glasto tickets gets me every time, the delusion.

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Radio on in the Uber, and the word LESBIAN was blanked in a song. Lesbian?? Are you fr?? They allow lyrics describing women as hoes and about hitting it from the back, but not LESBIAN?? Life isn't real 😂

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Damn ChatGPT had to analyse my psyche like that 🥲

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

The absolute joy of friends who pull you up to the light 🌞

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

...workers face a grim choice: retire into financial insecurity and stress, or commute to exhaustion and die anyway. Quite the contradiction to your so-called "Chief of Happiness" objective @Dell

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

...who are comfortable not "building a network" further than their first 20+ years in the same company, who don't want promotions, don't need CPD beyond annual compliance training...

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

...who are comfortable not "building a network" further than their first 20+ years in the same company, who don't want promotions, don't need CPD beyond annual compliance training...

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Musk era is here i guess.... what a rip off for the age 50+ workforce who have built a balanced hybrid life... https://t.co/UL5gp3TSXU via @businessinsider

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Musk era is here i guess.... what a rip off for the age 50+ workforce who have built a balanced hybrid life... https://t.co/UL5gp3TSXU via @businessinsider

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

If youre out there with your jeans hanging low and your crack is cold, how about pulling your trousers up instead of overstretching your hoodie to cover your ass 🤣

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

Visually perceiving someone perform a task, and asking what task is being performed by them is so redundant. Personally, I'd rather peel my skin off than answer...

[Justin @zhuoyanakl]

lol lmao incredible

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

Immense support today! 👏

[Risorial Reeb @reebmyster]

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