Catherine McClain

You’re doing great sweetie

[✪ Bucket ✪ @buckycharms_]

Happy May 4th to my favorite slutty pilots

[WAYNE. @waynemp4]

and where the HELL were y’all during Plastic Hearts era

[Kenn @Kennedaar]

I will be sitting very similarly to this until further notice due to Rebecca Yarros and Iron Flame. I am wrecked.

[reb @rebmasel]

“how are you?” the general direction is down

[Variety @Variety]

A “Fourth Wing” TV show based on Rebecca Yarros’ best-selling fantasy book series is in the works at Amazon. Prime Video and Michael B. Jordan’s Outlier Society have acquired the rights to not only “Fourth Wing,” but its followup “Iron Flame.” https://t.co/dMo28cwzRn

[Andrew Garfield comfort @dailyyandrew]

Andrew Garfield on Valentino Instagram (NEWS)

[Nate @Nate_Crognale]

This tweet is too loud and I DON’T like it

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

you should be allowed to drink in JoAnn Fabrics

[❦ @saintdoII]

girl dinner

[Nate @Nate_Crognale]

Jail

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Have we not tested the ocean enough recently

[Charlotte Robertson @charhrobertson]

dads taking their annual grill duty seriously today

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Once more, with feeling:

Princess Diary 3 would heal our broken nation.

[lorr @jerejeanyves]

people tell you to read for “half an hour before bed” but don’t mention the slippery slope that ends with you starting another chapter at 4:30 AM while stressfully glancing at your clock

[reb @rebmasel]

I am *with* the Europeans on their general disdain for America but the most deeply unserious thing I will never get over after living there is their default setting™ for a fountain soda is lukewarm with no ice. with a straight face. clown shoes

[chunk master flex @lordnavji]

I paid $18 for an espresso martini the other night joe

[ᴋ. @korysstorm]

what a photo

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

When the bartender asks if maybe you’d like a glass of water for this next one