Catherine Higgins

Life: “I hope you got a receipt for that balloon? Me: “I always do!”

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@PostsOfCats 🫵☺️ Is that Paul Chuckle in the back with the moustache? “….. мені; тобі! …. мені; тобі!!!”

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home.”

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

🫵🥴

[Plutôt la Barbie @plutotlabarbie]

"Hahaha, yeah, he does look just like me."

"But seriously though, I did not murder Ann Widdecombe."

[moo @moopreet]

there’s an old white woman out there somewhere who is absolutely delighted with saka’s performance tonight

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@EmmanuelMacron You’ll be lucky if you get it back.

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

Come on Norway, these are shit!

[Tony Turner @tonytiger67]

“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston. Which was nice.”

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

Blimey @bbceastenders 🫵🤯Talk about juxtaposition in today’s episode 🌈 🥩🌈 🥩🌈 🥩🌈 🥩 #eastenders

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@EmmaDee77 Access to CMHS.

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@prodnose @philevoefc Just twat the fucking ball 🫵😡

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@AllyFogg “Tight as my pockets” was sheer perfection.

[JustG @Little_G2]

First glimpse of the interior design at the new northern no 10 …

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@WindyBeaver Will you get me one tooo. Thanks?

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@16_01pm I’d rather not encourage anyone to come into your classroom and shot you please. All-matters-aside!

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@TheLOSTworld_

[PitBackle @PitBackle]

We didn't win against Iran but at least it didn't cost us 300 billion USD. 🤷‍♂️

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@NotHoodlum Perfect

[Simon @Sim_lli]

@McAuleyDeclan They needed a medic after they bricked one of their own and are standing outside hospitals not letting nurses in to work? Jesus fucking Christ 🤦‍♂️

[Catherine Higgins @CathEHiggins]

@Amy__Macdonald @ferretimp Actually. This is really, really sweet.