Catherine Zimmermann

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[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

I want to see proof of life at this point.

There has to be some sort of deadline they are holding out for or something.

[People Of The Internet @PeopleOfTheInt]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home

[Anti Woke Memes @AntiWokeMemes]

This was a thing back then right? 🇺🇸

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

The self proclaimed “leader of the free world” spent the Fourth of July in a nice, businesslike 90 minute phone call with Putin. Nothing says American values quite like that.

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

When Bernie had a heart attack in 2020, they put a stint in his artery and he was out of the hospital within a day.

Mitch has been in the hospital for like 3 weeks. He’s almost certainly on some form of life support. If it was a simple heart surgery and he was making a full recovery, they would have told us and he’d be out by now.

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

photo journalists were locked the fuck in during the dc 4th of july events

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

So yeah princess diana said she felt “unsafe” around Trump and after her divorce she said he stalked her like a creepy fuckin predator. This isn’t some new thing all us twitter people have suddenly stumbled on recently. Shit has been going on since the 1980s. Pay the fuck attention for gods sake

[Brian Eastwood @BrianEastwoodx]

If Mitch isn’t breathing his term is over. His staff was not elected.

WHERE IS MITCH?

[Phillips P. OBrien @PhillipsPOBrien]

So Trump's great July 4th/250 Celebration included a fair that no one attended, a stage falling apart, a skydiver hitting a tent, a reflecting turning a shocking green with algae and needs repairing, and was topped off with fireworks display that is making people sick.
Perfect.

[Lesley Abravanel 🪩 @lesleyabravanel]

Watching the sky over the capital is the perfect metaphor for a Trump presidency: burning through millions of taxpayer dollars to create a record-breaking mess while everyone else is left to deal with the hazardous air quality and the bill.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

If you're his wife and he's barely hanging on, you don't suddenly leave for China to avoid the press. You stay by his side or stay by the phone. Mitch is dead. This is a criminal coverup.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Guessing the DC fireworks show was also a no-bid contract.

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

"Her wedding was too expensive!" Oh no, she paid a bunch of companies to do their work so their employees could get paid. Oh no, the unionized MSG employees got more hours. And she likely tipped everyone too. Oh the horror. She should have hoarded her wealth instead

[Covie @covie_93]

I've seen better chemistry between oil and water

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

We question Mr. Secretary because we know that ish did not happen. You know there are cameras on the Pool 24hrs, right?You do not have photographs of anyone submerging in the Reflecting Pool to cut a gash longer than a football field. But we do have video and photos of the liner peeling from the floor of the pool. Stop it. As soon as you are asked to prove vandalism, you whine about why are you being questioned about it.

[Sherri Unfiltered™ @FFT1776]

Nothing says true love like running to China the moment your husband is found unconscious and rushed to the hospital.

🚨Was Mitch’s marriage to Elaine Chao an arranged espionage setup from the start?

[David Wallace-Wells @dwallacewells]

After Saturday night’s fireworks display, DC has the worst air quality of any major city in the world.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What the literal fuck is this?!? 👀

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

This was Donald Trump last night!

He went to sleep while the fireworks were displayed in Washington DC.

So embarrassing!

[Jacquie_RN 🇨🇦🩺🌸🌷 @jacquie_rn]

We call em shark eye’s .. 🦈 👀
Stimulant eye’s
He’s been high as a friggin kite for 10 yrs
First thing I noticed about him.
His high ness
And it’s gotten worse. Much worse
Since he got his ass kicked by Joe in 2020
Much worse.