Cathal

First things first rest in peace uncle Phil

[Cathal @Cathal_2000]

Red FM just played this brand spanking new song by George Ezra called "shotgun" I'd say it's a hit... mark my words

[Radu Cristian @raducrisanx]

it only took him nearly a decade, 1 billion and roughly 12 VAR errors

[xlv 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷 @shadadzaii]

leaves mid contract it’s calm but when Trent left end of contract he’s a rat

[Thomo @andy_thomo]

This is actually insane

[Kyle Rooney🦍 @KyleRooney08]

Hello @bankofireland someone has emptied my bank account and put it all into paddypower to place horse bets please get it back for me

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I hate how this is funny and painfully true at the same time…

[P @Oletrain]

Dear US & Israel,

Here is the leader and the training ground of the biggest terrorist group on earth who torture millions of people every weekend.

Do you thing!

51°33′24″N 0°6′22″W

[Charlie @ThreadmanChaza]

So unlikeable. As a United fan, these are far more unlikeable than Klopp’s Liverpool and obviously Pep’s City teams. At least you could respect those teams for the way they tried to play and the brilliance of the players.

I can’t respect anything about this current Arsenal team.

[Rex @RexCity01]

Sorry but Mahrez hasn’t carried Leicester to a PL, won five PL titles, carried Algeria to an Africa Cup title, won the treble and scored 150 goals just to be compared to “Madueke”

[OB @CFC_OBED]

He who lives by set pieces dies by set pieces.

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

- Born before Isaac newton

- Called “a piece of history”

- Predates the US constitution, the piano, and the first English dictionary

But has never seen Arsenal lift a European cup.

[UnitedRedReport @UnitedRedReport]

Leeway applied to wirtz and then disappeared for everyone else

[L.A. Matthews @TheLAMatthews]

Yeah, the moron in the right back position

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber.

Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie.

Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract).

Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Gyokeres.

Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £70m for Eze.

No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.

[. @utdcynical]

The defensive midfielder for Manchester United.

https://t.co/tGer8v7yTD

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - VAR IS PROBABLY SLEEPING TONIGHT!

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Red Card Yellow card

[Dejan Lovren @Dejan06Lovren]

Not good enough Mo. You need to cover your full back.

[ʟꜰ✾¹⁷ @LukFloes]

"He's threw the LFC right back under the bus for the 8 years. Can you imagine playing behind him for 8 years?"