Catherine

comic / writer | opinions are my own, and buckle up, ‘cause I’ve got a lot of ‘em

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

I have family members who don’t have iPhones, but people still insist on using reactions in the group chat.

My great-aunt doesn’t realize that’s why people keep texting “Loved an image”, so this is how she’s responding to vacation photo dumps:

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Joe Palana @JoePalana]

Donald Trump is assembling a cabinet of people who look like they are trying to shut down the Muppet Theater

[𝕯𝖗𝖆𝕶𝖔𝖙𝖆 @CathodeCoaster]

millions of people living in florida who actively voted against this and didn’t ask for our home to be invaded by GOP retirees and gerrymandering governors who are systematically stripping away our rights and rigging the vote to 60% but it’s cool like we can just die or whatever

[m🧚🏼 @miriamariiaa]

trump LITERALLY tried to get rid of daca. im tired of fucking latinos for trump YALL ARE FUCKING BRAIN DEAD

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

Pennsylvania +3 for Kamala

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Dance Moms’ mothers Holly Hatcher-Frazier, Melissa Gisoni, and Christi Lukasiak have voted for Kamala Harris.

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@happap06 Airport rules.

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@goodmanw I’m hosting and explicitly said people are getting thrown out if I get too depressed

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@goodtweetsalex how have you both calmed and stressed me

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@motticomedy 🥲🥲🥲 wait fuck

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

“There’s also no evidence that gladiators rode rhinos, she clarified.”

This is going to be the best movie of all time

[NME @NME]

'Gladiator II' is "total Hollywood bullshit", says top historian https://t.co/PiIkpBsmUa

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

😭 the cover up to the racism gaffe is somehow more racist

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@mylovedes2 @molls

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@alisousa4 when my mom got home from touring C*rrollton, she looked at me, shrugged, and said, “not for you”

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

thinking about this again

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@mcunanda would pay money to see your watchlist and saved searches

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@atrupar @VerboseDebose

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@wnbawife it looks like a giant birth control pack

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@babierina wait this explains everything I was so confused by how clean his kicks were??

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

Paul Mescal looks like the cuntiest of the Three Blind Mice

[Catherine @CatherineKLind]

@inagart3n I assure you peacock has done everything in our power to change that