Catherine✨️

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|| 𝑺𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒕, 𝑮𝒐𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒔! ✝️ || 𝑭𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍 ⚽ || 𝑳𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒍 ❤️ || 𝑨𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕

[Adika @Adikastakes]

You had 4 bloody years to work. You shouldn’t need to campaign at all if you actually did work. Let your work campaign for you.

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is play chess, speak french and spend summers in South Africa

[LG🧃 @LFC_Joseph11]

This is a man about to deliver Trabzonspor a trophy on his debut season and we’re keeping it cool as if that’s normal

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s soooo exhausting.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Football Twitter remains undefeated

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

My manager once submitted my storyboard as his own and told the executive that I would do the presentation because he trusted me. The day before the presentation, I soft launched a sickness, went home early, and took five days off.😂🥳🥳

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

We are not all Kenyans, I will never support a regime that murders its own pipo. Mtu wa tutam akiniitisha ata mia ya unga leo naanika hapa, aende tu kwa babake state house amsort out

[SifunaForces @ZoumaGhostsCFC]

You had 4 years on top of 10 years as dp to make Kenya better than America. Usitupime ujinga tafadhali.

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

Dear future husband,

you see that thing called public proposal,

IT’S NOT FOR US

[- @lfcmike__]

New manager bounce first game at Anfield

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The hard truth is that William Ruto will be the first president in Kenyan history to serve only one term.

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

When is Nairobi ever going to catch a break. People have Mamdani while we have this 😭

[Favy🩶 @Favourrrrr5]

“Raised by a single mother” has a negative connotation. I’m gonna start saying “raised in a home with an absent father”. Y’all niggas been let off the hook too long. NOT ON MY WATCH!

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

But Bayern vs Ajax 🤷🏾‍♂️

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

At a safaricom shop and this girl is buying an iphone 18 at hire purchase. Ameweka 100k and the other 124k she’ll pay later. You guys are living above your means by all means

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

No matter what it takes, June 25th must become a public holiday.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Makosa kubwa mnaweza fanya nikupea akina Bahati, Lulu Hassan na Samidoh kura.

[That Lozis’ Guy @majau_k]

My goodness Martha Koome has to be the most useless Chief Justice ever to hold that position! What a disgrace.

[James @MrJamesKe]

There is absolutely nothing normal about nearly 45% of your income going to taxes. That's the madness we have normalized!

[lydiah💘💘 @lydiah10b]

Fuck manzee 🥹🥹🥹🥹hii imeninguzu mbaya saana