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My Guardian Angel 90% of the day:

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@Goodtweet_man but do you?

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I totally understand how people could be distracted by the fact that only one side of the church has ceiling fans going.

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Happy Sacred Heart ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Hay tip to lit Catholic memes.

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When it's a Friday during Lent, but it's also a Solemnity.

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@inthelineofmel M. M for McDonalds. McDonalds Filet O’Fish. Happy lent.

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When you expect Fr. to say “Let us pray” but he busts out “just a couple of announcements” https://t.co/vjOGZa3fZd

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Every lay person to priests on Laetare Sunday

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Remember the guys who came to your school and ripped up phone books, bent frying pans, then told you about Jesus? Well they're in North Korea now.

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This demonstration at the Defence Development Exhibition was bit intense. Video broadcast today on North Korean TV.

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@sarahbellumd

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God bless Bishop Sycamore

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Me, a college graduate, trying to blow out my Easter Vigil candle with my mask on. #HappyEaster

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Does everyone get to eat meat tomorrow or just Italians? #StJospeh

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When you enslave a 16-year-old but he converts your entire country to Catholicism

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What if Trump became a bishop?