CatieDating

Join me on my dating adventures!

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@japarsons Lol you were so busy

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Don't get me wrong, tweeting out my bad dates has been fun, but I'll be glad to date just one from now on! #imnotsingle #canyoubelieveit

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When half way through the date he tells you he is a convicted felon of a violent crime... 😬 #rungirl #no #ihavehigherstandards

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When a car full of #fuckboys steal your #McDonalds order 🍟#notcoolbro #thosefriesaremine #foodstealers

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I just don't understand.....

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@JonoESmith @japarsons Hahahahaha @JonoESmith I'm dying

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If a boy ever sends you a message like this before you meet... run! #redflag #notfunny #ishouldhaveknown

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And so it begins again #cougarlife #hotstuff #youwishbabe

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"I can't date you, but I want you to take me to Australia for the wedding." Not one chance! #anotheronebitesthedust #fuckboy #reallybro

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When the guy your dating turns out to be the worst #fuckboy of all

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Watching the Sound of Music & realizing how lucky I am that no guy I have dated has left me to become a nazi... #thankgod #atleastithinkso

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If someone could please explain why bald guys have beards I would greatly appreciate it! 👍🏻😄

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Why do guys feel the need to tell you a bunch of bs when they don't mean it and then disappear? Bro, I never asked you to say that stuff...

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I just found out that coyotes mate for life! I hope they have better dating records than me.....

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@japarsons This is genius!!!!!

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@japarsons Oh he would never show if he knew I was going now...

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When you flake on me three times but still think you have a chance #flakey #0chances #imoverit

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When you flake on me three times in a row and then texts me like I haven't been the one responding...

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When your date for the night flakes out on you but you find a cuter one 😻 #kittenlove #yourlossbro

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@japarsons Sounds like a gem!