Catie Malin

I’m only here to troll my husband @elliotmalin

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

@EvanScherr @ElliotMalin The disappointment on his face when it was a tiny slice of cheese brought me enough joy to get me through this year 😂

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

The best part was when said wheel showed up and it was one TINY SLICE 😂

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

Big news: my wheel of cheese is out for delivery

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

Are the 100% of people just you saying this to yourself in the mirror as a daily affirmation?

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

@Matt_J_Kimball 100% of people say that I am extremely tall

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

The amount of wrong in this statement is unmatched

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

.@CatieMalin and I discussing soups this evening and here I go, choosing violence:

“did you know cereal is a soup?”

CC: @ColtonLochhead

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

Instead of roasting we are toasting. You get one whole day enjoy it. Happy birthday @ElliotMalin

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

Thanks for accepting my award, but they spelled my name wrong.

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

I don’t even have a TikTok.

But I’d like to thank the Nevada Attorney General’s race last cycle for this award.

#nvleg

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

Glad you took my advice and stood to the side of the chair so we could see you.

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

Thank you Gov. @JosephMLombardo for signing #SB132 into law.

The Living Donor Protection Act will help Nevadans who have given the gift of life to save others.

Thank you to Senator @pazina_julie for being such a great friend and advocate on this issue!

#nvleg

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

Things come up when you google him. Lol nice

[#NevadaTMZLeg @NVTMZLEG]

@CatieMalin @ElliotMalin Catie-I wish you truly knew how much everyone adores you in the NVLeg. Hahahaha You dominate with your humor. ❤️

-this pic fell in our laps when googling him. 😜

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

1. I know you’re not @ElliotMalin he’s not this funny
2. Where did you get this picture of him? He looks like Abe Lincoln

[#NevadaTMZLeg @NVTMZLEG]

Your bill may have died today… but did you die? #pullupthembigboypants #nvleg

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

@AlexGoffNV @ElliotMalin You are not wrong lol

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

Happy made up holiday to you too

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

Happy Valentines Day to my forever valentine, @CatieMalin!

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

SORRY I’ve been working to support you and haven’t had time.

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

Hey @ZConine, @CatieMalin has unclaimed property and still hasn’t claimed it… help me out here!

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

I hope everyone has a great night except for all the people who came up to @ElliotMalin at the governors ball and told him they “knew him from Twitter.” I have heard about this 4x now. We gotta bring this ego down to approximately 5’2”

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

Well someone’s gotta make money while you go to balls

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

*Goes to Governors Inaugural Ball*

@JosephMLombardo: “where’s your wife [@CatieMalin]?”

Me: “… I thought I’d come stag tonight. I guess?”

😂

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

Awe! you were so close to being relevant.

[𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 @ElliotMalin]

For the record: "mail in" and "malin" are two very different words... 🙄

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

@battlebornVT @ElliotMalin C as in C U Next Tuesday or C as in C your way out. But thank you so much for trying.

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

@battlebornVT @ElliotMalin Wow that was actually coherent, sorry took me a second to process that you wrote a complete sentence. Good for you👍🏻

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

@battlebornVT @ElliotMalin Yeah, he married up. If you want to roast him, try harder. This was an abysmal attempt.