Catless Kid Lady

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Mexico didn’t pay for the wall, Trump gold cards didn’t balance the budget, there are no $2,000 DOGE or tariff refund checks, and donors aren’t paying for the ballroom.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

MAGA: "You wouldn't hate Trump if he was a Democrat."

ME: "Dude. Donald Trump was a Democrat for most of his life and we liberals hated him so badly that he had to switch parties to get supporters."

[J.J. Abbott @jjabbott]

It now looks like a Hobby Lobby vomited all over the Oval Office

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

AM I TO UNDERSTAND....THAT *FEDERAL* AGENTS ....HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING AN *INSTAGRAM* *PICTURE* OF *SEASHELLS* FOR *NINE* TO *ELEVEN* GODDAMNED MONTHS?!?

[Catless Kid Lady @CatlessKidLady]

@WhiteHouse Trump isn't a King and Charles should not be.

Because Royalty is stupid. It's also un-American.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Never forget that on his first day in office, Trump pardoned the people who committed political violence on his behalf.

[Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum]

Remember, this was the party of "patriots"

[Covie @covie_93]

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

Nothing says Make America Healthy Again like appointing a tobacco executive to be a leader at the CDC

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

These people have the audacity to look you in the eye and tell you we “can't afford” to make sure Americans have health care.
https://t.co/Jx2xC1J6i2

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

Glad to see more people are coming around ro my argument that Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure. https://t.co/TsKOCjSTeU

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

This is a practice that rhymes with Bocialism

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I miss the days when I didn’t know who the FBI Director was because they weren’t chasing clout and did their fucking job.

[Ken Martin @kenmartin73]

This is who Trump looks out for. Not you.

[Catless Kid Lady @CatlessKidLady]

@SeanParnellASW They picked the perfect spokesperson for this clown show.

[Catless Kid Lady @CatlessKidLady]

@PAHouseGOP PA Republicans mad somebody fights the ku klux klan.

[Catless Kid Lady @CatlessKidLady]

@GarrityForPA @PAGOP We were happy to have him in PA’s 2nd biggest city to open Market Square and take questions from the press.

You should also know the 1st NFL draft in Pittsburgh is a big deal. Proud to have HIM represent us.

And - as if you wouldn’t show up for an event as big as that.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Scott Presler's playbook:

1. Post pics of himself pretending to do voter outreach in a high-profile election.

2. Get thousands in donations from gullible saps.

3. If GOP wins, claim credit. If Dems win, obviously they need to send him more money.