Daniel Caton

..Have a tendency to lose my shoes when I'm drunk......Love Everton

[Daniel Caton @Catondubai]

@NE5westend @PreMatchMeal 🤣

[Andy Bush @bushontheradio]

Name me a more depressing team to support than Everton.

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

Jamiroquai's fuckin lost it man

[Daniel Caton @Catondubai]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

Objectively speaking, investing emotionally in Everton must rank as one of the most futile and joyless decisions any human could ever make

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

You never feel more pathetic than when you buy a cookie in a cafe. Watch them pick it up with the tongs and put it in a little paper bag for you. Absolutely mortifying. Might as well ask them to change your nappy to go with your flat white.

[Daniel Caton @Catondubai]

@chris_kammy Just walked past you in Galle chief!
Cannon Bar & Grill got the footy on #SHUEVE #Everton

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Poo, Spew, Barmy Hair-do, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.

[Daniel Caton @Catondubai]

@PreMatchMeal You can see this too 😵

[The Rock Revival @TheRockRevival_]

Take That covering 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana is probably the worst thing you'll see today...

[Daniel Caton @Catondubai]

@PreMatchMeal this the bestest 💙

[Defected Records @DefectedRecords]

David Moyes is a different person...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Various ways a British person responds to being deeply insulted:

“Bit harsh”
“There’s no need for that”
“Unnecessary”
“Mate…”
“That’s your opinion”
“Oh cheers!”
“Thanks a bunch”
“I beg your pardon”
“Steady on”
“Well…”
“Have you quite finished?”
“Fair enough”
“That’s uncalled for”
“Bit rude”
“I’ll put the kettle on”
“Wow”
“Anything else?”
“Right-o”
“Thanks for your honesty”
“And you’re sure about that?”
“Blimey”
“Yeah, well, you’re not perfect either”
“Charming”
“I see”
“I’m sorry you feel that way”
“Sorry”

[Daniel Caton @Catondubai]

Yes! @PreMatchMeal
Mayhem and chaos! 😃 💥

[mark carlaw @markcarlaw]

Absolutely brilliant this from @DelaneyMan 😀⚒

This is available on https://t.co/SmEqTuucYP 👀

[Daniel Caton @Catondubai]

@digyergallagher @liamgallagher @BoneheadsPage @oasis @NoelGallagher @DazH82 😎

[Reverend&TheMakers @Reverend_Makers]

Simon Pegg delivering stone cold truths https://t.co/O9DotTTfZH

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This one might just be my angriest yet: Strikes!

Full version here: https://t.co/4zGK80cK0n