Maya Catron

apple juice is good for any occasion, coach.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[vinny ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @tlkmethru]

yall hate fat women more than pedophiles

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 49th birthday to the iconic John Cena.

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

republicans claiming he would use the stage to make an anti-american political statement just for the entire performance to be a celebration of life and culture and family oh bad bunny they could never make me hate you

[raeven @keeryizm]

will: i’m in love with you mike

mike: i’m in love with you too will

dustin to lucas: well, i’ve seen stranger things

steve: YOU TAKE THE MAN OUT OF THE CITY NOT THE CITY OUT THE MAN

[死 @humanxmaybe]

manspreading in the electric chair

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn same-sex marriage rights in the U.S.

[Ebolaman @ebolaman131]

woke is back

[🦢 @meishato]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

[Orbis Tertius @_heral_fog]

gf texted me “Can we talk?”

lfg I like talking with her so much

[𝕽𝖆𝖏𝖆 @rajagotbandz]

You’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” nigga FUCK you

[໊ @sonohoor]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge on the highway?

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

happy pride

[໊ @sonohoor]

“can we reschedule?” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES WOOHOO

[g @34rths]

I am once again in a situation

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers